My obsession is there is always room for more ornaments on the Christmas tree. Every year at the very least, I buy a dated Peanuts ornament. But I’ll also go out shopping and make the mistake of seeing other ornaments I like and picking them up and bonding with them. When I show them to the family I’ll hear the…

I’m almost convinced “television on- pornography” may be the funniest moment from the entire series.

Isn’t Trump the techno wizard who time warped in from the 50s who once said if you want internet security, why don’t you use messenger curriers instead?

You live on Secor? The Michigan border is closer to this spot than my old apartment in Toledo.

Which really means in construction estimate speak it would cost closer to $40 billion.

I’ve wanted to start a GoFundMe for the Mueller investigation that Trump complains costs too much. I figure Mueller could make good use of a few hundred-million dollars.

For a few years I lived about two miles from this spot.

Karen Pence’s smile seems infinitely warmer and more genuine than Melania’s professional pout, she turns on in every photo, especially the ones she turns on with Donald.

If FOX News didn’t exist, I would have literally zero awareness that supposedly there is some sort of war on Christmas going on.

To criticize Melania you have to be petty. It’s not like she ever does anything of substance in the White House.

I was hoping for tiny drips of blood where her fingernails were digging in.

Sorry, I kind of like her Christmas decorations. Well except for the decapitated reindeer head on top of the Christmas Tree.

It looks like Gingerman is crawling out of the rubble of a terrorist attack with his leg blown off and a confused smile on his face because he is dazed about what just happened.

Pity the Secret Service agents who are supposed to take a bullet for him.

All this talk of “mocktails” near the holidays has taken me back to my childhood several decades ago. I remember as a kid we would go to a nice restaurant with our parents and they would order cocktails, and to be fancy we kids would order a “kiddie cocktail” which was just ginger ale and Maraschino cherry syrup. As a…

Lactaid makes a lactose free eggnog that shows up in some stores this time of year. I think some of the soy milk brands do too.

And it only costs slightly more than six dollars an hour to fill your house with the scent of KFC. I think I would rather buy a bucket of chicken and leave it in the living room with the lid off. At least later I would have some delicious KFC to eat.

Look, I absolutely despise the Trump administration, but those “toy soldiers” were United States MARINES. They aren’t toys and that’s the dress red uniform the Marine Band wears.

Melania eagerly awaits Trump’s impeachment. Then her job as a KGB, sorry FSB, sleeper agent will be over and Putin can let her return home.