Forget underlings, the Big Guy himself keeps an eye on us from the top of our TV.

Takes a bite: hmm something seems missing, let think a little. Oh, I know what it’s missing, flavor.

That’s my next scandal. All the women who had abortions. I just can’t figure out how you would prove them.

Whoopie. Trump ran hotels. I’m just shocked stories like this didn’t come out two years ago. I’m still waiting for all the people with Trump’s DNA who don’t have his last name to come to light.

Don’t forget yellow stains.

So at this very moment we can expect ICE to descend on Mar A Largo?

Maybe she should discuss the problem with all the gay and Muslim Republican members of congress and seek an answer.

I always wondered if as a former marine Kelly knew how to kill a man with his bare hands or maybe with a pencil. It was just something I’m curious about.

The West Wing is one of my all time favorite shows and sometimes find myself treating President Bartlett as real history. These days I give myself nightmares by watching Madam Secretary and imagining how Trump would react to the international crisis’ that come up in that show.

In true Christmas spirit I say, “are there no poorhouses?”

There’s one big flaw in your logic, Trump is literally insane and must go. For all horrible things already publicly know about Trump, the horrors Mueller is likely to find and what a Democratic House that has regained the inclination to actually start doing congressional oversight might find, has definitely got to…

It’s amusing how awkward, small, and out of place Trump seems standing with that group.

It’s like how he now wants credit for trying to back away from a tariff war with China that created a crisis that he created.

Bury him thirty feet down in the ground then build a Trump Memorial Outhouse over him.

What brings me a tiny measure of joy is to look at how much thinner and energetic he looked campaigning two years ago and then look now at what his scam presidency is doing to him. I can only hope all the stress, bad diet, and lack of exercise pays off for the nation soon.

If he blows his own brains out, I would be glad to give him all the attention he deserves. It must have been hard for him to sit and listen to all the positive attributes of President Bush and know he had none of them.

This reminds me of the movie The Easter Parade, which people think is a great Easter movie, gets played near Easter, but has next to nothing to do with Easter.

It would be the perfect movie to watch in November except that the Halloween holiday spirit fades fast afterwards and I’m not ready, and almost actively trying to avoid, thinking about Christmas. If only November weren’t in the calendar.

“Sitting in the front row of a funeral, with the world’s attention on him”

How about now and separated from his family through the holidays and then a release some time after New Year?