The guy told to pick up the soap in prison.

In my gut no matter what other invaluable cooperation he may have provided, I want the gawd of irony to grant my wish and have him symbolically serve at least a week in federal penitentiary for all those “lock her up” chants he led during the campaign.

I’m hoping tomorrow Trump goes to the George HW Bush funeral and Bush II gets to explain to Trump’s face exactly what he meant when he said Trump’s inauguration speech was “some weird shit.” To tell the truth, I’m surprised Trump is going considering how he holds onto a grudge.

That’s okay. I readily admit that without the crutch of Microsoft Word, my spelling and grammar suck. Even without Word, I still believe my observations remain absolutely brilliant.

When I look at Eric, he always looks so different from his brother Don Jr. that it makes me wonder if they really have the same parents.

“friends lie for friends”

Of course the idea that this is going on and somehow overshadowing the fact that the President of the United States payed off a porn star he had sex with is making my head explode. I also tend to believe Trump sent a goon to intimidate Daniels in a parking lot.
I just figured this law suit out. Trump hasn’t payed his…

It comes from tight mouth muscles overexercised from give Putin oral satisfaction when his father wanted to take a break. Hotel real estate deals are complicated.

The only impression I came away with after hearing this news is Trump was trying to take a victory lap and credit for either, giving the impression of, or in actuality backing down from the policy that created a crisis in the first place.

I believe Trump’s middle east peace plan strategy is to create such a distracting crap storm of controversy and fear at home, that Americans are too preoccupied and numb to care about anything else. It feels like we rarely hear that much about the Middle East, Syria, and Afghanistan anymore and I’m pretty sure peace…

I confess I don’t particularly like any wines by themselves, but like that winey taste behind a sweeter juice flavor. It’s the same with Jack Daniels. I don’t like it straight but really like the flavor a shot of it adds in a glass of apple cider, what I like to call an Apple Jack.

I’m not that big of fan of wine but have heard Manischewitz is very sweet, so I might actually like it. Is this true? One of my favorite fall drinks is apple cider and red wine (Cabernet Sauvignon) about 50/50.

“We elected Tony Soprano president of the United States and gave him the power to pardon his capos.”
That is absolutely beautifully stated.

I’m sure his creditors would like more a lot more detail about that $40K a month he says he is earning.

Don’t forget all the wars that no one was eager to start but did because of some accident or trigger that spiraled out of control and people miscalculated their responses. No one wanted World War I to start (maybe the Germans), it just grew and grew.

But the odds are nonzero, plus this crisis isn’t over. Maybe you think I should read less Tom Clancy, but I still read plenty of BBC News which I feel does a good job with international news and especially Europe. For example today:

You say “Friend Crush,” but I would call it “Dictator Envy.”

It’s a widowed father and her single father who is struggling to raise two kids. The closest you come to what you might call abuse is the father is considering letting the kids live with relatives for a while. A far as the whole Santa thing, no. The only issue is did the girl really find Prancer or not and I leave it…

I’m so proud our idiot president decided to create a very awkward public spectacle with the HOST of the country he’s meeting in.

I’ve become cynical. When I was born there were 2.8B people, now there are 7B. I read story after story about how we’re ruining the earth and none mention population control.