Everyone in the Federation knows “Starship” is a designation and the name comes after.

Ten years ago I went out at like three in the morning to stand in line outside the mall and try and buy a cheap computer. The line wound for a couple hundred feet along the store front and I turned around and went back home and to bed.

I am completely aware of this, but my predicament is it’s becoming harder and harder to describe the depths to which he can sink, in relation to where he started from earlier. It’s like there is no bottom and I’m running out of words.

“I understand there are members of Congress who, for political or other reasons, would like to go in a different direction…”

What, it doesn’t use ketchup?

There is no denying the logic of a statement like “but this one goes to eleven.”

The moment he starts repeating that Khashoggi was an “enemy of the state”is when Trump went from scumbag to despicable amoral scumbag.

The mineral content is actually “very low,” according to Michael Mascha, … Mascha also said that the fact that it’s in a plastic bottle, not glass, is an obvious sign that Trump Ice is not a luxury product.

I having a hard time removing the image of our well-groomed idiot president accompanied by his Russian handler, patting the hind end of a horse that looks like it’s squeezing out a turtlehead. And the it it’s wearing a fancy hat.

I would love for there to be press conference where only FOX, Breitbart, and The Daily Caller show up. On the other hand, that may be their plan.

Don’t people know fish pee in it!

You sound like my sister, my cousin’s wife, Tina Belcher, and half the girls, I have ever know. Plus I live in a city and the number of city girls who went through a horse phase is staggering. Don’t feel like you are alone. I wanted to be an astronaut or spy and you can guess how that worked out.

Do the two leather things hanging down hold some sort of hair net holding up the whole thing?

Yeah, cancel the event and give Trump a moral victory in his attack on the American press and the First Amendment.

I’ll play along. Okay Trump why didn’t you stop him? You saw this grave threat and only mentioned it in a few lines in a book (he didn’t really)?

The fact that I’m hearing about the 2020 election immediately after the 2018 midterms, without the Democrats having done anything yet, is making me furious. I feel like it is distracting from what should be their primary mission, holding Trump accountable. I just need a GD break from campaigning.

The way Melania’s downward gaze matches the photoshopped Trump is brilliant.

I would say Trump is first a coward, and that’s caused him to become a traitor and ultimately a disgrace.

The only positive role for Trump is he serve as a warning to future Americans.

Is it April already!?