I look at those photos and think “coookees”

Within a month of Trump’s election I remember someone making a comment along the lines of “You every want to go back in time and fight Nazis? Now’s your time.”

I’m curious as to what Nukacrypt does. As far as I can tell from reading doesn’t it take one string of random numbers and text and turn it into another random string? So how doe it know it is generating valid launch codes?

Or long pig.

I’m going to stick with buying bags of the cheap sliders bef0re 5PM.

Back in 1989 the video wouldn’t have seemed boring because back then the fact a computer was doing what they were showing it do seemed like magic. I have fond memories of Word 5.1 for the Macintosh. Go back five or so years before that and a computer playing tic tac toe or Space Invaders seemed amazing.

You mean like Ivanka’s sheath dresses? Ivanka in those dresses is literally the only positive thing I associate a Trump with.

Big Dick Toilet.
Reminds me of a joke. A company should market Magnum Extra Large Condoms, because who’s going to go into a store and admit regular condoms are fine, I don’t need anything bigger.

I’m lactose intolerant and every Thanksgiving I like to point out I’ve had no problems substituting regular (lactose-free) milk for the evaporated milk most recipes use. I got the idea from an Amish pumpkin pie recipe so I use scalded milk (I’m not sure what this does) and add a quarter cup of flour to the filling.

I don’t know of anyone serving ground turkey for Thanksgiving.

I keep reading articles about this game where they don’t really mention that much about the multiplayer side of this game. I thought multiplayer was supposed to be the big upgrade and draw. I get the impression it’s suppose be a multiplayer version of Fallout, but a lot of people mostly play as loners, and are not…

She should get “I am a member of Congress” tee shirts printed up.

I guess when you spend most of your life 15 west of Cleveland and near the lake, it doesn’t feel that red.

Christmas is coming, the court docket’s getting fat

Thanks for the laugh. I expect Trump to dangle the possibilty he might testify indefinitely, but Mueller to say I’m done waiting.

Hopefully by the Great State of New York so his father can’t pardon him.

Until he tells the world something that gets Trump Sr. booted out of office I have zero sympathy for how many times his father hit him when he was a kid.

You do realize having HUD fail was the plan all along? Appointing incompetent heads to lead departments and run them into the ground until they fail was Trump’s master plan to shrink government.

One night I went to bed in Ohio, then the next day woke up in West Virginia.

When I heard about this yesterday I drifted off into a fantasy where I meet him and say “it’s nice to meet you Mr. Carson.” He would try to correct me and say it’s DR. Carson. I would then reply, “oh, does this mean you have a PHD in Urban Development?”