I love “Hons and Rebels” (also called “Sisters and Rebels”), Jessica’s memoir, because she is a master of subtle, shady snark.

Jessica is my favorite! The Queen of the Muckrakers was an inspiration to me twenty-five years ago, when I was a young college journalist. I met her at a party in Berkeley, thrown my by journalism professor, and she thanked me for the review I’d written of her latest book (prof had passed it on to her) and we talked…

This is even funnier when read in Mrs. Garrett’s voice.

That picture would be the one I want autographed! And I’d want him to mention something about being pensive like “thanks for not being pensive about make that donation. XOXO Joey Donner”

Charlie Sheen is the name that has repeatedly come up over the years in reference to this.

I really miss MN media. The Current is still one of my favorite stations, but I have to stream it now. :-)

Your description of that show just makes me think of this.

So every summer from age 4 on we passed this swamp on the way to the outer banks. My dad is the typical lame dad joke king and I swear until this article I had no idea the swamp was actually named this. I was 100% sure it’s just what he called it cause he’s a dork.

I think it’s just that it is really touching in the mother’s own words. If Barry had just summarized what happened, then yeah, it would have been pretty unremarkable to me.

Always gross, but we all know Johnny Depps from our late teens and early twenties. Aloof, mysterious guy with greasy hair, always up for an interesting time (at least superficially, whole lotta mess if you go into deep personal topics) who just doesn’t care about the mainstream bullshit. Maybe he majors in [select…

What about someone who makes canoes?

My favorite ever discription of Channing Tatum: “He looks like a thumb.”

Totes agree. DAMN, DILLON.

When I was pregnant I could not look at any person without thinking “You used to be INSIDE of someone else” and getting totally distracted.

Ahahahahahahaha. Baby elephant and a very disapproving bird in the background <3

Today I was listening to a song about staying up till dawn to PARTAYY IN DA CLUB while realizing I will probably never do that again, due to parenthood/old age. Your list of what one should do before voting Trump/Stein actually sounds amazing.

Another hot take: her husband’s name is Oscar.

I like my labia like I like my women: liberated and a little silly-looking.

“Taylor loves that Tom is really into fashion and that they can coordinate their outfits together.”