Onyx?

“Christie Brinkley hosed down a woman who urinated on her beachfront property”

You can also tell them this: Random Jez commenter Jackie_Jormp_Jomp works with someone who keeps guns in the home. They came home one day to find someone robbing their house.

Hardly seems worth having an heirloom if you’re just going to murder your descendants.

Every time I see Jena Malone, I think this is who people are talking about...

I love when women watch out for other women

Wow, so that was the haircut that Michael Sheen had in 1999? Not 1979, but 1999?

WAIT WHAT THAT IS THE HOTTEST COUPLE SINCLE LISA BONET AND LENNY KRAVITZ. I’m pretty sure all the hottest couples include Lisa Bonet.

I always blame it on the bossa nova

Exactly. The few female friends (FFFs I guess) I have are wonderful women (WWs - jeez with this alliteration, it’s not intentional). There are no doubt other WWs out there. The women I’m deliberately not friends with are assholes (lookin’ at you co-workers). I mean, I’m an asshole, too. But our respective types of…

1982 Heathers!!!

Queen Frostine! 10 points for that epic candyland reference

when I was 29 (july birthday) as soon as January hit I just claimed to be 30 so it wasn’t scary when it actually hit... it became such a pattern that every January I just start claiming the age I’ll be on my birthday that year... sometimes it gets confusing when the actual day comes around because I’m not sure if I’m…

This is why I always lie in the opposite direction. I look fantastic if I claim to be 4 years older!

maybe they age much slower in Australia/New Zealand? Isn’t Lorde supposed to be 73 years old too?

I seriously want a spinoff about the Sapersteins

God I loved his character. Casting Jenny as his sister was pretty brilliant. First onscreen siblings who I truly bought.

I am very happy for Jean Ralphios sister even if she is THE WORSSSSSST.

Coulda named the next offspring Squibb.

I went to Catholic school as well. Unfortunately, it wasn’t nearly as fun as Sister Act II.