Instead of buying Fred Durst’s house, let’s burn that sucker down like Frankie Valli did Tony Orlando’s.

“Arsenio Hall (AKA Prince’s and Eddie Murphy’s bitch).”

Counter theory and future blind item, Jake is Becky with the good hair.

My son was a freaking boob monster. He wanted to nurse ALL OF THE TIME. And yes, the cover actually made me feel more conspicuous, learning to nurse can be hard- you need to be able to see your baby’s latch and they want to be able to look at you. We reached a point when my son started to push whatever I was using to…

Or just pair them with a Paula Deen shirt so you don’t even need to worry about your front privates!

In related news, ‘80s Kevin Kline and ‘80s Mia Farrow have adopted a dog.

I don’t care what anyone says, I love Lovitz.

I took two years of Egyptian and Near Eastern archaeology in college, but when I hear anything about King Tut, the first thing I think about is Steve Martin.

This is brilliant.

My son, then 16, was in Europe with his history class 3 years ago. They were in Paris, just hanging, when someone approached them, saying in a sing-song voice, “I love Par-ee!” Aidan, who had no idea at the time who Richard Simmons was, thought this was just some homeless guy approaching them, so (because he fully…

As a youth services librarian I call bullshit as well. I have parents complain all the time about content in our books. It’s our job to purchase a wide variety of materials featuring all viewpoints, even those we disagree with. It is a parents job to help their child select materials that work for them and to have…

I don’t disagree with you that the book sounds like a crock of shit, and I’d be down with a letter to the publisher too! But I prefer the approach of using the crock of shit books as conversation starters (your kids will encounter those books, anyway; plus, there are a lot of great books that promote some shitty…

This is a more common request than people realise. I once saw a mother bring a librarian almost to tears because she was outraged that the library had a copy of ‘The Little Match Girl’ which had upset her daughter because it sent the message that society didn’t care about homeless children and would let them die on…

If you think any of the other superhero books are better, you haven’t read that many superhero books.

As a Children’s Librarian in a public library, I have to tell you this is not the case in many libraries. Many library systems have gone to pre-selected collections from distributors like Baker and Taylor. It saves them the salary of a librarian dedicated to collection development, which is a full time job at anything…

Please tell me the interview takes place at a TGIFridays, or at the American Girl Doll Cafe. I miss Caity so hard.

I love the dichotomy of his party boy persona vs. his save-the-earth-we-only-have-one image. I imagine he howled with the boys then was all like “but for real guys, wolves are really endangered.”

yesterday the pussy posse, today the wolf pack, tomorrow wild hogs 2.

You mean bear ORPHANS, now that there’s no awkward blob of pixels to care for them.