My first and only thought was “vulva.”

Mine seems into it or wants to be drawn like a French girl.

my mom is not going to be happy about it

I am always surprised to calculate how many movies happen in Minnesota (or mention Minnesota), but never seem to occur in the Twin Cities themselves. Come on, guys, we have cool landmarks and craft beer!...

Would like to add Paul Newman RIP. And Robert Redford.

Chris Isaak is a few months from 60. I’d still jump his bones from 12 different directions.

Colin Firth. Pierce Brosnan. Liam Neeson. Patrick Stewart. Simon LeBon. Alan Rickman. Mark Harmon. Cary Grant. Lenny Kravitz. Antonio Banderas. Blair Underwood.

“And goddamn it, I smell really good.” -Johnny Depp

I wanna say V.C. Adrews started out in adult fiction and then got shifted into teens later on, but I could be wrong. Either way light horror/trashy tragedy porn is kind of a staple of teen fiction. V.C. Andrews is what you read when you’d already finished off all the Fear Street and Caroline B. Cooney by 9th grade.

Damn strait. I have hot sex with whomever I please, whenever I please. Get a bed and an apartment all to myself. Have great friends and family that are on call at all times, that I love passionately, and that are always there to party with and confine in. And I never have to sacrifice, compromise, or ask permission.…

I identify with this sentiment particularly hard right now as both me and my dog have a really bad case of gas. We are having a conversation via farts right now.

I loved being single. I loved being married with no kids. I love my kids. Being married with kids is fucking exhausting. Sometimes someone does that “ if you were ever widowed. Would you remarry.....” HELL FUCKING NO I WOULD NOT. White furniture and giant nightgowns ahoy. I’ll take one dog and two cats pls.

Assuming your situation is similar to hers and you do meet women, it just doesn’t go very well:

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Thank you. The fact I've stood up for myself, instead of losing my dignity and pride, is the only think I'm hanging onto right now. I had to grow some major ovaries but I did it.

One very happy and satisfied lady here in a long-term marriage. I just asked my husband, whom I adore and desire, whether we should incorporate lingerie. He said, “Why? It just gets in the way.”

We also have a Captain Cockblock, but his sister and commanding officer “Major Bellyache” is just as bad.

scandalous underthings tend to pop out for us when we’re on vacation; otherwise, yeah, it’s basically “wow, your boobs look so awesome in that t-shirt/i can see your dick through those basketball shorts, rad”, and then cue the banging.

I call my 3 year old Captain Cockblock.

He’s not that young. 41 is not young unless you are at a Young Republicans meeting.