maybe it’s a sweater vest bodysuit.

“Brad, can you put on this knitted waistcoat and cup your breasts? No, not here, in that thicket. Try and look coquettish”.

Here’s Pitt on whether he’s going through a mid-life crisis:

So... Kelly’s been screwed by her last two cohosts (if rumors are to be believed about all of the behind-the-scenes drama and *feelings*) and now she’s taken on a guy who got to where he is by making his first cohost disappear completely off the face of the Earth*?!

That’s adorable. My family moved a lot when I was growing up and my brother and I always joked that we would put my dad in an old folks home, and move him around just when he started to make friends.

Top guy is so Michael Stivic.

He looks like Angela Merkel’s slightly wilder sister.

“I feel badly” is usually the sign of philistine, but maybe it’s appropriate in this case. There’s always the possibility that she’s an actual sociopath.

So.... bright side?

Her motto can be “Dern It All!”

Orrrrr... fyre hidrant?

Harry looks like a cuter (and nicer) version of Liam Gallagher circa 1998.

It snowed here in Minneapolis yesterday so a FEMA tent and cheese sandwich in the Bahamas sounds pretty good to me.

That birthday post is the best!

411 will forever be my favorite “tape” - haha!! I love Mary J. Blige. I liked her better when she was more raw so I hope I hear some of that in this new album.

He’s all:

I think of Rick Perry as a well-cared-for family dog. It doesn’t matter what you say to him, as long as the tone is positive and you eventually throw the tennis ball.

I will seriously drop everything and happily plant my ass in front of my TV for 2 hours if Real Genius comes on.

WE DID SOMETHING GOOD, FLORIDIANS! Let’s keep this momentum and not dry hump an inflatable pool float on Aisle 3 at Wal Mart and lead a slow speed chase through the store on the electric carts for a change.

“In 2 years, we’ll make it even harder for them and in 4, we’ll take this shit back and show them how to really take care of the people. “