PrunellaPlumtree
prunellaplum
5/3/17
12:02 PM
63

“Brad, can you put on this knitted waistcoat and cup your breasts? No, not here, in that thicket. Try and look coquettish”.

5/1/17
10:15 AM
51

So... Kelly’s been screwed by her last two cohosts (if rumors are to be believed about all of the behind-the-scenes drama and *feelings*) and now she’s taken on a guy who got to where he is by making his first cohost disappear completely off the face of the Earth*?!

4/30/17
8:11 PM
12

That’s adorable. My family moved a lot when I was growing up and my brother and I always joked that we would put my dad in an old folks home, and move him around just when he started to make friends.

4/30/17
4:40 PM
6

“I feel badly” is usually the sign of philistine, but maybe it’s appropriate in this case. There’s always the possibility that she’s an actual sociopath.

So.... bright side?

4/28/17
4:44 PM
4

Harry looks like a cuter (and nicer) version of Liam Gallagher circa 1998.

4/28/17
2:46 PM
9

It snowed here in Minneapolis yesterday so a FEMA tent and cheese sandwich in the Bahamas sounds pretty good to me.

4/26/17
11:35 AM
4

411 will forever be my favorite “tape” - haha!! I love Mary J. Blige. I liked her better when she was more raw so I hope I hear some of that in this new album.

3/31/17
2:35 PM
53

Yakety Sax was a nice touch but doesn’t really scream serious academics to me.

3/30/17
10:51 AM
2

I think of Rick Perry as a well-cared-for family dog. It doesn’t matter what you say to him, as long as the tone is positive and you eventually throw the tennis ball.

3/27/17
10:52 AM
26

I will seriously drop everything and happily plant my ass in front of my TV for 2 hours if Real Genius comes on.

3/24/17
5:07 PM
28

WE DID SOMETHING GOOD, FLORIDIANS! Let’s keep this momentum and not dry hump an inflatable pool float on Aisle 3 at Wal Mart and lead a slow speed chase through the store on the electric carts for a change.