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prufrocklives
prufrocklives

i'm a terrible person and i fly in lace up boots. they are what i wear on a daily basis (weak ankles) and i don't usually have space to pack them into a suitcase and check them. i also have them removed by the time i'm anywhere near a bin and i'm still waiting for the person in front of me, so no harm no foul?

my 2 and some year relationship ended a couple weeks ago. i am pensive but not particularly distraught (slow death...opposite schedules and a lack of energy or libido). we get along fine, we have loads of mutual friends. we're going to go see a movie on Wednesday. he texts me today that he wants to go for a drink on

it's so very Canadian that you had to explain that joke. <3

i don't mind hockey, i'll drink Timmies if there's nothing else, but lord above i hate those donuts. it's probably because i'm from the west coast though.

i'm only six years older than my brother and i'm the least subtle person ever, so one or two "wrap it up or i'll fucking kill you" discussions in the last few years have done the trick. i don't know. i think accidental/unwanted teenage pregnancies and STDs are a lot more embarrassing than your sibling throwing condoms

there are a nearly infinite number of things to criticize about Coulter's attitudes and opinions. sinking to the level of throwing slurs at her appearance should be unnecessary.

Hahahah. Well, gentle (ish?) teasing can sometimes get the point across?

Hmm. Rather than phrasing it as a criticism, maybe broach the subject by asking what it is that's inspiring these sartorial choices. And failing that, at least piercings and silly haircuts aren't super permanent?

Not that I'm any good at subtle. My approach tends to be "you look like a fucking hipster/bum/grandpa"

WHAT THE FUCK.

i'm out.

god, what a terrible way to go. i've had a few really nasty high BG readings in the last few years and it is awful. hot, itchy, swampy, unable to sit still, and like your head is full of cotton balls. hypoglycemia isn't fun either. i live in fear of ending up in a situation where someone is denying me insulin or a

my postage-stamp apartment is generally messy, but clean. i do a half-assed but adequate scrub of my bathroom and kitchen weekly. my tiny sinkful of dishes gets done at least twice a week. i wash my load of t-shirts, socks and underwear once a week. there are papers, books and clothes thrown everywhere half the time,

i get kind of sad when my coworkers do this to themselves. one of them said something about "you guys who are Canadian" the other day. i didn't want to raise a fuss but i was like "we're all Canadian, we made lunch to celebrate when you got your citizenship, remember?" like, i know you were born in the Philippines and

this gif exactly.

this has been my euphemism of choice for years. even squeamish people giggle.

best german word EVER.

thanks :) i love it so far.

Point Grey dress by Smoking Lily

I feel strange posting full size photos of the ladies who work at the shop so I'll just link to it...
I bought this dress for myself for Christmas already, because I'm not doing anything for Christmas except working and I wanted the periodic table print before they sold out. I love this

YES VOGS.
i bought myself the knee high lace up ones for no apparent reason in august. >.>

yessss. my (hiddleston-obsessive) friend and i are going to see it at the movies. can't wait.

i've never quite understood why thanksgiving seems to be such a big deal over here on the western end of the country. your dinner sounds tasty.

TEAM HAM FOREVER.