yeah, my parents and brother moved away 4.5 years ago and the rest of my family still forgets to invite me to 2 out of 3 gatherings. i'd suggest finding other holiday orphans, it tends to be more fun anyway...
prufrocklives
prufrocklives
so again, canadian thanksgiving was a month and a half ago. but i ate popcorn, cheese, and a LOT of booze for thanksgiving dinner, because i was so vom-tastically sick of selling thanksgiving food to other people.
males are sometimes called 'toms' as well.
Vancouver born and raised...I love rain. It's lovely and it keeps everything kind of toned down and it lulls me to sleep at night.
Endless grey days without rain can fuck right off though.
when in doubt, omit the embarrassing bits of history!
It really, really gets swept under the rug. There's been a lot of decent press on Idle No More, but it's a drop in the bucket compared to the overwhelming perception of FN as either a noble dead culture or a bunch of lazy whiners with substance abuse problems. I encounter so many people who don't know a thing about…
this gif wins all the things.
These shirts need to exist. Not that they're likely to help, but they might lighten the burden of all the sardonic eye-rolling I have to do...
Is Casual Racism Exhaustion a thing? My friend and I were invited to a fucking Cowboys and Indians party this week, complete with stupid "hurr durr ironic non-PC lol" facebook invite. The fact that we're both FN descent is just icing, really—your party theme is idiotic. Go read a book. Fuck.
i'm not personally a fan of some of these trends (i.e. i don't wear them), but my overall reaction here is FUCK YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO WEAR.
nooooo sad stitch :(
pffft. late to the party, my friend DIY'd this years ago. basically mini camelbak pouches used as bra inserts, small flexible tubing up the bra strap. and it was a very flashy leopard print bra, beat that.
gold star for use of Not Impressed Frank N Furter Face.
i like "accept those calories with dignity". booze and aspartame were NOT meant to be, if you're super worried about caloric intake stick to vodka sodas, and if you actually enjoy alcohol (whiskey is my spirit animal) then don't overdo it, and get a little more exercise. low-cal cocktails need to die in a fire.
benefit They're Real. obsessed. i'm sad that it's 2-3 times the price of drugstore mascara, but it's thick and dark and lengthening and it toes the line between "not coming off in the rain" and "washing off my face later" beautifully.
internet stranger hugs, and a collection of cute boys and cats:
boys with beards with cats
shit, guys, i only have six and a half months to get knocked up. what will i do??!?!?
SEMI RELEVANT SHORT HAIR COMMENTARY: i currently have a blue mohawk, and while more drunk guys seem to assume that i'm sooper dooper lesbian and don't hit on me as much, it sure doesn't stop them from asking and commenting ALL. DAY. LONG. i don't really care, i expect people to give me funny looks and ask silly…
you are a badass, and if you don't mind me saying, very lovely as well.