UES = Upper East Side

Oh god...dictionary.com was one thing, but did THE Richard Marx just burn him? That’s like Kenny G giving you a beatdown!

i had no idea richard marx followed theroot.

He’s a self important nimrod of mediocre talent. He’s “liberal” in the sense that he says things that he thinks his UES friends want to hear, but push comes to shove he’s the same old racist shitbag that he’s always been. He craves authority as much as the next bootlicking faux progressive.

Albert breer is a pompous tool.

With Peter King gone, what will SI do if Albert Breer walks? . . . Hey, does Cam Cosentino need a job, I heard he’ll work for treats.

I mean, where else can he be the mouthpiece for some bloviating figurehead who’s destro...

hmmmm....

But now where will we get stale-ass takes regarding the Giants and Patriots ahem NFL NOW?!

It’d be poetic justice if Breer really is a June 1 cut.

I THOUGHT she was that person! Obviously, she’s probably super easy to work with/get along with too. See, Britt, when you’re difficult to work with, they will find a way to get you gone. No matter how white and pretty you are.

Well, this helps explain why I no longer see Mr. Met in SportsCenter commercials.

How old are you, like 12? Is school out already? Don’t you have detention or something?

I’m not a teacher but I can think of a dozen ways to deal with a sleeping student without turning the scene into a Ren and Stimpy sketch. And these prayer marching fuckwits can’t even acknowledge that Houston crossed the line and at the very least was unprofessional when she attacked that student?

Oh snap. I didn’t know he was married. He just made himself and his wife look like a fool for all to see and hear.

He’s most likely one of those dudes who expects her to be clean shaven and he’s rocking the amazon rainforest 🤢🤮 I’ve known plenty of dudes who are fully triggered by the thought of reciprocal shaving.

I very briefly dated a guy who liked the gagging noises. He also really wanted me to buy a whitehead gag because he really got off on the idea of having me with my mouth wide open, drooling uncontrollably, unable to close my jaw until he was satisfied.

To the man’s house who does...

I’m sure there are women out there who doesn’t want her snacks eaten, but I doubt she’ll look the way he wants her to look, probably gives head like she’s licking a 9-volt battery for the first time, and is a starfish in bed.