Maybe someday it will be a whole truck. Good luck!

As Optimus Prime, I transform into a semi truck.

Wait until you get to my age (other side of 50). Not only are your reactions shit, but then your vision starts to go and you can’t use the handheld game units any more. VR is right out. You have to change glasses between playing on the TV & console across the room vs the PC and monitor at your desk. Something to…

One thing I think I think:

Good article.

HE SAID “I DON’T WANT TO GO.”

Way to blame the shitty behavior of men on women. What about serial killers’ fathers? Any stats on how many days a week they played catch in the backyard?

I ran it 14,000,605 times. I lived in one.

Turn based games, my friend. All of the challenge, but the game only advances when you’re good and ready to end your turn

“When I become a parent.”

Good luck! I have 3 kids, 2 boys and 1 girl. My daughter has no interest in video games as of yet but the boys... when I pick them up from school the first thing out of their mouths are “can we play minecraft?” It’s insane. As of now they each have an account on the PS4 but I’ve restricted their video game time to 2…

I thought he *was* talking about JV or Varsity. In which case I would give him leeway because some of the more talented kids could be pissing away scholarships. But junior high... well..

That guy’s pinging my tomato-meter.

In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left and the we will play everyone in these last three games.

You have Jim Starlin to thank for that ;)

Nothing makes me feel my age (31) faster than going solo into a squad of nine-year-olds at a slumber party. I always feel so awkward, meanwhile my wife either laughs, or puts on the headphones and asks them why they aren’t in school.

Incel: Slut.

Next week, they’ll add a pick-ax made from a giant fork and knife.