Night Tracks!  I miss the 80's sometimes. 

Being a dick online is never going to fill that emptiness in you. 

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That “power dynamic aside” phrase is doing an awful lot of heavy lifting.  

I don’t comment on Jezebel a ton, but I got the ban last week. If it had been another burner on Deadspin, sure.  Burneko hammered me every time I mentioned sexual harassment or the shitty media men list.  

What a doofus.

Something happened. I got grayed yesterday maybe, and can’t figure out why.  

For me, some of the disappointment of Raising Steam was knowing it was all coming to an end. The frantic pacing fits the book’s theme, but it did feel like it was tying up almost of the Discworld groups and arcs. There was a feeling of finality throughout that colored a lot of my enjoyment of the book.

“feel free to shove the same self-righteous crap down your own throat the next time you slip, get upset, have a bad day, or do anything less than perfect. “

The internet may have been a mistake.

The fate of our country is being decided by 12 year old edgelords.

I have been saying for three years that the cruelest thing I could wish on anyone connected to the Trump Administration would be self-awareness.

Oh, back to gray here at Jezebel.  That’s new.  Wonder what I did?

Okay, this seems like as good a place as any. Did anyone see the David Harbor Netflix vehicle “Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster Frankenstein”?  I usually dig shit that is super weird and awkward.  The Michael Bolton Valentine’s Day thing?  Loved it.  The Unauthorized Bash Bros?  I have literally watched it 15 times. …

It works really well. The whole point, as explained by my therapist, is that it forces you back in to the front part of your brain. Even if it takes you forever to make the right math happen, you’re not spiraling in your panic centers.  You're actively making your brain work instead of "fight or flight".  

My therapist taught me from 300 by 3, but either way, it works really well. By sevens would be really good.  

I had no idea you were all such fierce fearless voices for us little proles. Maybe you shouldn’t have blocked your entire comment base when you got pushback for stupid takes like “Don’t bother voting even though obvious evil is running for office” or “Hey Obama, what are you gonna do to fix this?”

Hopefully it ends up on Earwolf; Rudy speaking is pretty funny on his own, although I’m sure he doesn’t mean to be. 

I don’t know what a D&C is, but I know what “without anesthetic” is.  That seems to fit the definition of “badass” that I am familiar with. 

Anyone that could hold down the fish station alone at our old place was “badass”, because that station was a fucking monster that broke people’s soul when it got slammed.