I’m still dumbstruck, even as much as we know about racist morons, that a hooded sweatshirt is seen as a sign of “thugs”.  It's the perfect light jacket for mild weather.  What the fuck is wrong with people?!  

All you really need is Bernie, Facebook, and a Russian dictator.

It’s so stressful in that moment when you had 89 rings, got hit by some stupid robot wasp, and you’re scrambling just to snag a couple before they disappear. I wonder if Joe was hearing the running-out-of-air music by the end.

Jacob Riis agrees.

200 ladybugs shipped in a little styrofoam container from Fisher Scientific is not the same thing. Maybe we should assume that among the thousands of people involved in this part of agriculture, someone has had a couple brainstorming sessions about how to do this more efficiently.  We don't have to entertain dumb…

You want to see people making up nonsense on the fly, go watch an improv group.  We're trying to pick a presidential candidate.  

I know there's a lot of competition for the title, but Betsy DeVos might be the worst human being in the Trump administration.

“Well ... we know they all skipped history classes because they felt too entitled to go. So ... “

Mosquitos and fire ants are proof there is no kind and loving god.  

Yes!  I'm sure nobody has ever thought of that before.  Go collect your Nobel prize for obvious ideas. 

“Sure, the writer talked to a bunch of experts about bees being transported, but I am a mediocre white man in the internet. Obviously my opinion carries equal weight. Saying ‘nu-huh’ to things a barely understand is perfectly valid criticism.”

I just wonder when humanity will finally get tired of being cruelest to the folks struggling the hardest.  

When someone kills a few dozen people with a "For Sale" sign, I will give a fuck how much Century 21 spends on lobbying.  Also who the fuck let your dumbass out of the greys?

Dude, I hope you’re right.  Being an empathetic person feels pretty lonely right now.  

“I’m on the side of stable states that basically do what we want,”

We're at the "I know you are, but what am I" stage?  

For what feels like the millionth time in my life: who would want attention for something like this?!  Are you literally insane or just totally devoid of empathy?

Who was talking about Joe Biden? 

If only the people of Iran would let us install another Shah and some secret police the US could continue with it’s empire building in peace. It’s frankly rude of them to demand their own sovereignty be respected. Don’t they understand they were born on top of our oil?

Why would she need to steal notes about vague promises with no plans to accomplish them?  Has Bernie started saying something besides he marched with MLK and greed is bad?