“HE MARCHED WITH MLK!!!!1!!!!!1"

Whether the Warriors were healthy or not, they’ve been super lax on defensive rotations all year long. You can’t just flip that switch when the lights are brightest. Let’s also not forget that Kawhi has been limping about half the time throughout the playoffs. His leg isn’t quite right yet either.

Driving to the basket may not be the same for him, but he’s still a 7 foot tall wing with an unstoppable jumper. Dirk rode that for 20 years.  Someone will give this dude all the money, even with an Achilles tear 

What sort of child would come out of that environment? How would they learn to model basic human behavior, let alone good behavior?  Jesus Christ!  The cycle of damage would continue for generations.  In a world filled with cruel behavior, this might be at the top of the list.  

It's along the lines of a broken clock being right twice a day.  

You're making the word "probably" do an incredible amount of work for you.  

“I know, but if everybody knows this, then why does Splinter run an article a week on Meghan McCain and The View?”

What a shame this guy wasn't able to use the Splinter policy of silencing all dissent after saying something publicly stupid.  

I miss you writing on a more regular basis.  Glad to see you are still awesome.  

What does "power imbalance" really mean anyway?

I suppose if you were legitimately harmed or offended by this article, innocuous doesn't belong here. But if you really were harmed or offended by this article, you should take a long, hard look at your life.  

It's important to have limits on your empathy.  You wouldn't want to be too forgiving of someone accidentally.  

Thankfully, the “smug dick shitting on an innocuous article while asking, without any sense of irony, if something really needs to he written” is fertile ground hitherto untouched. Otherwise you’d look like an asshole.

If anything, the cartoon character is somehow more sympathetic than the real life dude.  Possibly because I expect something like The Boondocks to be over the top outrageous.  I would love to know the first words that came out of that reporters mouth after she got back in the news van.  Her face was priceless.

Smoots.

That’s how research works. People gather evidence based on their best efforts, technology advances, new data gathering methods become available and theories are strengthened or weakened or abandoned altogether. If you have problems with the scientific method and the March of Time, what is anyone supposed to do with…

I wonder what the new “Remember the Maine!” will be for our incipient “splendid little war".

They need a lot of things over there.  Taking their fingers out of their ears to hear truth would just be the start.

Anyone that refers to their fellow humans as NPC’s is rightly ignored as a child. If you’re willing to erase someone’s humanity from your mind because they disagree with you politically, it’s probably better for everyone that you’re not being listened to. 

Why don’t old people just get out of the way and live out their years somewhere far away so we can ignore them?  That they keep trying to be engaged with the world is simply rude to young people.