“Well ... we know they all skipped history classes because they felt too entitled to go. So ... “

Mosquitos and fire ants are proof there is no kind and loving god.  

Yes!  I'm sure nobody has ever thought of that before.  Go collect your Nobel prize for obvious ideas. 

“Sure, the writer talked to a bunch of experts about bees being transported, but I am a mediocre white man in the internet. Obviously my opinion carries equal weight. Saying ‘nu-huh’ to things a barely understand is perfectly valid criticism.”

I just wonder when humanity will finally get tired of being cruelest to the folks struggling the hardest.  

When someone kills a few dozen people with a "For Sale" sign, I will give a fuck how much Century 21 spends on lobbying.  Also who the fuck let your dumbass out of the greys?

Dude, I hope you’re right.  Being an empathetic person feels pretty lonely right now.  

“I’m on the side of stable states that basically do what we want,”

We're at the "I know you are, but what am I" stage?  

For what feels like the millionth time in my life: who would want attention for something like this?!  Are you literally insane or just totally devoid of empathy?

Who was talking about Joe Biden? 

If only the people of Iran would let us install another Shah and some secret police the US could continue with it’s empire building in peace. It’s frankly rude of them to demand their own sovereignty be respected. Don’t they understand they were born on top of our oil?

Why would she need to steal notes about vague promises with no plans to accomplish them?  Has Bernie started saying something besides he marched with MLK and greed is bad?

“HE MARCHED WITH MLK!!!!1!!!!!1"

Whether the Warriors were healthy or not, they’ve been super lax on defensive rotations all year long. You can’t just flip that switch when the lights are brightest. Let’s also not forget that Kawhi has been limping about half the time throughout the playoffs. His leg isn’t quite right yet either.

Driving to the basket may not be the same for him, but he’s still a 7 foot tall wing with an unstoppable jumper. Dirk rode that for 20 years.  Someone will give this dude all the money, even with an Achilles tear 

What sort of child would come out of that environment? How would they learn to model basic human behavior, let alone good behavior?  Jesus Christ!  The cycle of damage would continue for generations.  In a world filled with cruel behavior, this might be at the top of the list.  

It's along the lines of a broken clock being right twice a day.  

You're making the word "probably" do an incredible amount of work for you.  

“I know, but if everybody knows this, then why does Splinter run an article a week on Meghan McCain and The View?”