You already wrote a whole article about it above, Hamilton.

I finally read “The Stranger” a couple years ago and didn’t really get it. That you were reading it as a high schooler makes me feel even dumber than I usually do.

Seriously!  The guy had eight years and didn't fix everything wrong with banking, capitalism, income inequality, racism, the environment, and ice cream headaches.  Lazy bastard.  

“Nah, kiddo. I just work in libraries/archives. But if ya do want to make this personal, I’ll be more than happy to.”

I’m sorry.  Everything sucks right now.  I have taken several breaks from reading the news for my own sanity.  Take care of yourself. 

“I do want to mention why he runs for Democrat. Which is obvious, he would fuck the election if he ran independent.”

“That’s 95% of the comments on The Root right now. A bunch of fucking idiots over there shitting on the dude that actually fights for them”

Hey we haven’t seen you much recently. Everything going okay or are you just unplugging a little bit?

“It’s easy enough to laugh at a story like this”

I don’t know why Beto gets to be The Chef when he hasn’t done anything as cool as “Only Built 4 Cuban Linx” (possibly my favorite album of all time).

Thank you.  I should have done that from the start.  I’m not too familiar with them but Christ on a cracker, what an insufferable putz they are.  The idea that I can’t simply make a mistake and instead am part of some vast intentional effort to discredit Bernie is weird. 

Because you’re going to see whatever you need to in order to absolve this guy of any questionable behaviors, especially when you get to pretend that you’re rooting out corruption because I made a mistake. If you want to pretend that lobbying groups aren’t being directed by the organizations they are lobbying for, I…

The first four executive chefs I worked for were huge drunks that were either divorced or heading that way. My only good exec? Happily married with two kids, worked crazy hours but still made time to coach his kids at soccer and be active with his wife.

Eight sentences is now “TL;DR”.  

“Sure Voting is my Civic Duty, But I Need to be Inspired to Vote Against Fascism in America.”

That’s the hair to split.

ChrisCuomo-ism?

Don’t you worry. They’ll purge the comment section a couple more times before the next election anyway.  We’ll all be grey and watching Tomatoface argue among all his 47 burners.

The first chef I worked for that was an actual decent human being/manager was like a revelation. He figured the job was already hard enough without someone screaming all the time. 

The NRA has openly been an enemy of the American people since Sandy Hook. Where have you been comrade?