Too many of you replying to me are overestimating the influence of Fred Durst. He only ruined being Fred Durst.

Nobody actually needs Joe Manchin.  

Voltaire has something good for every occasion.  My personal favorite: "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities."

Splinter is definitely the two year old; throwing stuff against the wall, having a fit if they don’t get their way.

“A jacket sir?!  You don't want to look weak.  Just go on without it.  Real men don't feel the cold."

On a very minor side note, they’ve ruined red baseball caps. I looked good in my red baseball cap; now it just sits there, wondering what it’s done wrong and why we never hang out anymore.

They’re waiting for an action movie to break out around them.  Hoping even. 

People tend not to riot when justice is actually served. Maybe Sacramento could try that instead of hunkering down and preparing to crack skulls?

The Good Place is fantastic television. Chidi ArianaGrande (nailed it!) is so earnest and hysterical all at the same time.  His reactions during the real life train paradox were so good I had to keep pausing the show until I stopped laughing.  

“Don’t you know that Bernie marched with MLK? It’s about class, not race.”

It might be the only Kevin Smith movie still worth watching.

He’s getting the mailbag knocked out early this week. 

And I thought the FSU tweet was tone deaf.  The NRA might be the winner. 

I think this asshole is the latest burner for Tomatoface. 

“I don’t known who told you that lie”

I still boggles the mind that someone thought a comedy in a WW2 prison camp was a good idea.

I don’t even think she’s going to be corrupted or anything. I’m all in favor of someone that had been living paycheck to paycheck getting in the position she’s gotten. It’s just that politics is based on compromise and that’s a reality she’s going to be faced with at some point. I figure that she will handle it well.…

Until our host/hostess seat you, our restaurant owes you nothing. 

“For nearly all restaurants, you’re only at capacity on Friday and Saturday nights, and maybe Thursday too.”

You guys are going to be so heartbroken the first time she has to compromise to get some legislation passed. It’ll be like finding out Santa is just your parents.