The Good Place is fantastic television. Chidi ArianaGrande (nailed it!) is so earnest and hysterical all at the same time.  His reactions during the real life train paradox were so good I had to keep pausing the show until I stopped laughing.  

“Don’t you know that Bernie marched with MLK? It’s about class, not race.”

It might be the only Kevin Smith movie still worth watching.

He’s getting the mailbag knocked out early this week. 

And I thought the FSU tweet was tone deaf.  The NRA might be the winner. 

I think this asshole is the latest burner for Tomatoface. 

“I don’t known who told you that lie”

I still boggles the mind that someone thought a comedy in a WW2 prison camp was a good idea.

I don’t even think she’s going to be corrupted or anything. I’m all in favor of someone that had been living paycheck to paycheck getting in the position she’s gotten. It’s just that politics is based on compromise and that’s a reality she’s going to be faced with at some point. I figure that she will handle it well.…

Until our host/hostess seat you, our restaurant owes you nothing. 

“For nearly all restaurants, you’re only at capacity on Friday and Saturday nights, and maybe Thursday too.”

You guys are going to be so heartbroken the first time she has to compromise to get some legislation passed. It’ll be like finding out Santa is just your parents.

You're the Editor in Chief at Splinter starting right now.  That's the attitude they're looking to promote.  

How is someone going to turn “make the drums louder” into 90 minutes of movie?

“I worked as a pleb for a whole summer in college. I know the pain of the service worker.”

Retired cop needs to lose his pension, asap.

As long as you put them back in front of an audience to set up the sketches.  That last season where they were just bullshitting in a car in front of a green screen sucked so much energy out of the show. 

“For having an opinion? Or do you wanna say i am a bad person? That would be your opinion. I support LGBT+ but that does not mean i have to like everything they do.”

You should turn these into animated clips. Little five minute shorts where cartoon Michael explains racism to a little racist kid would be fantastic.  

It seems weird that after everything else, someone would have a moment of clarity now about Donald Trump.