“That lady started running for office in 1998 and never stopped. Nothing she said in public wasn’t rehearsed”

As if this batch of neanderthals whining knows anything about what women want. Imagine being the kind of man that feels Piers Morgan speaks for them. Ick.  

Oh Roo, that is delightful! Especially if they run the ad again during his show.

Also, I will crop any screenshots in the future.  That's confusing as hell up there. 

I get that he’s got to find something to support his client, but when your best defense is that a 15 year old lied about her age it seems you may have already lost. 

I have never understood the “Women are too emotional” knock when we (guys) will occasionally start fist fights because some other dude was “looking at me funny”.

This can’t be a sincere comment:

The NCAA is going to come down on Memphis so hard over this. 

I’m stuck in the office today spreading chubby white guy joy on the internet. 

“Don’t you know that Bernie marched with MLK? Now you want him to like, address for profit prisons or something? MLK had a dream man. Letter from a what? A Birmingham Jail?! Nope, never heard of it.”

“Centrist” seems to be their preferred knock lately. 

Well, there’s the whole “banning all the commentors” after they got push back over truly stupid takes. The constant Bernie humping, whichever asshole keeps letting Tomatoface comment, HamNo (just his whole exhausting existence), the increasingly stringent purity tests, an undercurrent of ageism that becomes more…

“Like 83 percent of the people at Gizmodo Media Group.”

Thank goodness this guy didn’t get the nomination.  I just read that old people are the ones believing and spreading fake news. 

I think that Bugs would have a much more elegant solution than just cutting a big hole. Something involving cross-dressing and wordplay. Wile E. would be the one to try to use a saw.

I have just been informed that NFL drug policy is to protect the players from “deadly PED’s” and then was told to google Lyle Alzado (I also got called a fuckboi). I’m old enough to have actually watched Lyle Alzado play so no google search needed. I would counter with “google search Mike Webster” or Kyle Turley or…

He’s getting picked on obviously.  On a side note, that the NFL has any kind of drug policy at all is stupid.  These guys are beating themselves to death for money; let them ingest anything they can to numb the pain. 

HamNo gets to complain either way, so it’s fine by him. 

The first thing I thought of upon seeing the headline.  Can we all just agree to not tell them for a couple days?

Not trying to hijack the thread and I’m sure you already know, but you’re not alone. Having a dad that was super charming in public and a monster in private is a mindfucker. You’re so isolated in a situation like that because nobody believes you.