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I will be nice when doxxing is punished like the real crime that it is.  

I’m a mediocre white male with the ability to use a semi-colon correctly 3/4 of the time. Why do I not have the undeserved, yet seemingly boundless, confidence of Steven A. Redacted?

Bug-eyed would be the best way to describe my expression while reading the editors notes. Crazy random editor kept criticizing things while misspelling his own stuff.  The multiple references to ebonics were out of left field, even for a giant pile of crazy like this.  

I wish he'd stop being so emotional.  

Kirstjen Nielsen seemed a lot less dangerous when she was just lying on behalf of the Sweetums corporation.  

I just learned a new thing existed.  

“It still puts the onus on the people who don’t want to hug to say they don’t want a hug. The more non-confrontational and compliant they are, the more difficult it is to say no. So in essence, yes, by asking, you’re being manipulative.”

As I have aged through life, the need for nuance on more and more things becomes important to me.  I like to think things through as opposed to young me, that made really snap decisions that made me regret my words/actions.  However, even at 45, my policy on White supremacists is about the same as when I was 10; If…

I’m surprised that I didn’t have to click the “Show Pending” button to see the Byron Tau tweet.

That and the David Simon one. 

I don’t usually bring stupid people out of the greys, but here’s some links for you. It requires reading and it doesn’t come from Fox News so I am sure it will fall on deaf...eyes?  

If you don’t want people to punch you, don’t grab them by the shirt collar and jerk them towards you. If you want them to stop hitting you, let go of the shirt collar.

Why do you hate capitalization?

Tons of mediocre male comics bomb all the time. The need to dogpile on this woman I’m sure has nothing to do with her being female, no sirree, not one bit.  (internet sarcasm face here)

We could probably free up a ton if money if we adopted a policy of national defense instead if the current empire building one we have now. Or actually tax the top 20% more equitably. Or both.  There's really a ton of options if you don't think of returning to the Gilded Age is a good idea.  

Most people reading the Root are also pro law and order, they’re just interested in the police following the laws too. It’s not a big pro-anarchy crowd here.  

“Splinter Adjusts Comment System to Universal Praise"

That’s how you make a return.  Dang.  

It's time to officially declare Bin Laden the winner.