Making a lot of value judgements off of one snapshot in a child’s life. Where would you be if someone picked your worst teenage moment to decide your entire future?

I sure hope the Democratic candidates were inspiring and passed the purity tests. I would hate to think someone felt forced to vote just because the GOP has embraced nationalism and authoritarian thinking.

Wildy underrated movie.  

.Since it’s a usually a giant sticker on the back of their truck, I have to assume their family and friends already know. I’m not joining social media for any reason ever, period. Plus I think doxxing is weird and cowardly shit. So “no” to all of this.

A Simple Proposition: Pay Attention to Your Referendums

That's it.  Everyone back to the greys!

Oh grain silo, I’m just going to dismiss your bullshit when it appears in my orbit. Why waste time typing all your nonsense out?  

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/3_Percenters

So is daylight savings time the fault of Hillary for not "inspiring people" or Obama for not "doing enough"?

That's like trying to attend Hogwarts if you don't believe in magic.  

They got hammered over some really dumb takes the last couple weeks. And there’s Hamilton’s infamous “Obama isn’t doing enough” article a few months ago. Fucking safe space babies.

Or another thirsty pigtail-pulling article about the NY Times.

Thank goodness someone remembered to blame Hillary for this. I was worried that Libby wasn’t feeling well.

I see these fucking 3% assholes all over here in NC with the stickers on their trucks. They’re advertising that they’re terrorists and get to just walk around free.  Fucking Vanilla ISIS.

Mr. President, don't you have better stuff to do?  

Nationalism works as a strategy.  It's horrific and terrifying, but it sure fires up the electorate. 

Obama also gave away all of our capital letters and commas.  

After the last couple weeks they've had here, of course they're tired of dissent from the great unwashed.  We should simply be glad to bask in their wisdom.  

It was even stranger when they were hired as writers.

I loved your work in GTA V.