“It’s better to have a sometime friend who you can occasionally get to work with you, than a committed adversary who goes out of their way to fuck with you."

Just remember when Trump installs himself as president for life that you didn't compromise your vote.  Sure it was a choice between business as usual and unhinged nationalism, but when has nationalism ever steamrolled the citizens of it's own country?  

I'm just amazed that the article didn't somehow manage to blame Hillary Clinton for this too.  

Spent the first 25 years of my life there. I already know how fucked it is. I figured maybe a single mom from a coal family willing to stand up and say “Hey these assholes are lying to us and poisoning the air, ground and water while they’re at it” was worth a shot instead of letting Joe pretend to be anything…

To the person that was trying to scold me a few months ago when I said Joe Manchin was a POS and the Democrats should have backed Paula Jean Swearigan, go fuck yourself.  

Michael Beasley is a gift that keeps on giving.  

I thank my lucky stars that the internet wasn't a thing when I was young, rage filled, and empathy deficient.  There but for the grace of God.....

What little I understand of 4chan and it’s denizens makes me think of nothing as much as poor daddying. I don’t subscribe to the tough love thing, but occasionally, every pissed off 13 year old needs a dad to pull them aside, pointedly tell them to apologize to their mom/sister/etc., and to get their act together.  

Just want to take a moment to thank all the talking heads that called this asshole "presidential" every time he strung two sentences together and didn't vomit on himself.  Maybe next time see if he counts as "qualified" or "not deranged".

These are not people familiar with something like Vistaprint or the tech savviness of the average high schooler.  

I was foolish enough to spend money on "Big Fun".  He said fuck you to his audience plenty of times.  

Trump became president on 9/12/2001.

Honestly I am kind of relieved to hear this. Both the (not so) little man and I left The Last Jedi scratching our heads; but when I went hunting for places to talk about the movie they were always toxic environments. I will apparently never care about anything as much as some of these people cared about a movie. They…

If I walk into my kitchen and there are three people standing there, I am reasonably allowed to ask who they are and what they’re doing here. “I live here” is a valid argument in a situation like that. Otherwise, just like I tell the dogs every single time, you can’t bark at people just because they’re using the…

I will do the first month on probation.  You won't even have to pay me until week 5.  

It's certainly distracted from his mysteriously resolved gambling debts.  

First of all, unfair to Milhouse. He shouldn’t be dragged into this.

This is good Kinja!  

Have PTSD.  Can confirm.  I always have to very "in control" of my emotions when picking at those scabs or I am demolished for days.  

“But but but the Duke rape case!”