“Accusations are still not evidence and when he’s voted in later this week its going to be a big fat middle finger to feminism and the metoo bullshit”

The Great Loyalty Oath Crusade for a new generation.  Joseph Heller must be rolling over in his grave.  

What do you have against using commas?

And now I’m just deep in the rabbit hole.

I don’t know if these guys count because “Throw ya guns” was pretty good too, but Onyx with “Slam” makes me want to run through a wall 25 years later.

Lady of Rage “Afro Puffs”

It does sound like a knock-off adult swim cartoon that would have a strong marketing presence.

Here’s a tip from your Uncle Prostate, kids. The more sentences you jam into your apology, the less sincere it sounds to the people it’s directed towards.  

Brit?

Toxic masculinity will be humanity's undoing.

Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ!  How is this even real?! 

He was wasted in that movie. When he showed up, I was all excited, but then they just had him do an Abed impression and explain things to other NASA scientists that should have already understood what he was talking about.  

Maybe we should treat it like these fuckwits are all just playing the circle game, but in reverse. This time if I look, they get punched (and two for flinching).

Wee Bay was one of the best characters on that show. Bodie was my all time favorite.  

It's probably still a good rule.  

The Kevin Duckworth of rap.

The Lindsay Hunter of rap.

The Eldin Campbell of rap. 

The Kerry Kittles of rap.

Maya Rudolph is fantastic.  She has a 3 episode arc on Brooklyn 99 that is hysterical.  I will give anything she is in a shot.  Even that short lived Will Arnett/Christina Applegate show a few years back was worth watching because of Maya's over the top Oprah-like character.