Maybe we should treat it like these fuckwits are all just playing the circle game, but in reverse. This time if I look, they get punched (and two for flinching).

Wee Bay was one of the best characters on that show. Bodie was my all time favorite.  

It's probably still a good rule.  

The Kevin Duckworth of rap.

The Lindsay Hunter of rap.

The Eldin Campbell of rap. 

The Kerry Kittles of rap.

Maya Rudolph is fantastic.  She has a 3 episode arc on Brooklyn 99 that is hysterical.  I will give anything she is in a shot.  Even that short lived Will Arnett/Christina Applegate show a few years back was worth watching because of Maya's over the top Oprah-like character.  

“If anyone pulled a camera phone on my while I was doing my job, I would rip it from their hands and shove it straight up his or her ass.”

Always happy to see Leslie Jones anywhere.  She and I could be very happy together. 

Vontae Davis had a moment of clarity.  Good for him.  

Two whole days?!  There's still no power there and everything is flooded.  Have you ever experienced a natural disaster before?   The whole state has flash flood warnings, 300,000 people don't have power; where is your humanity?  

You’re in time out. Sit in the corner and think about what you've done.  

You should try following ethics instead.

That lady's Twitter account is nuts.  Conspiracy theories galore.  It's especially funny that she's ranting about corporate globalists all throughout her feed, but then complains about a corporation getting looted during an emergency.  It's a fucking dollar store, not God damn Best Buy.

The mailbag has stopped being funny for me. It’s not a Michael thing, it’s just the unrelenting stupidity from the people that write in week after week has left me feeling defeated. There are just so many of them out there, being dumb and bleating about “reverse racism” and all the other nonsense. I don’t know how the…

Monique forgive my dense-ness, but they list “2 used packages of medical aid".  What the heck does that mean?  

“Just run the presses,” Trump suggested. “Print money.”

They’re saying we’ll be getting 50+ MPH winds here in Raleigh.  We’ll lose power and have stressed out pets, but I think overall the city should be fine.  Fingers crossed.  Hope you already went to the store because I have never seen Food Lion like that yesterday.  Stay safe.  

Let’s go easy on receding hair and expanding waistlines.  Age comes for us all.