If I am ever in a position of power, voting gets extended to an entire week and there are 4 times as many polling places. Way too many folks out there without reliable transportation, child care, or non-traditional work schedules to just decide issues in a 12 hour window on a Tuesday.  I would also make voting a legal…

As Bomani Jones pointed out, no one was burning any good pairs of shoes either.  It was just boring stuff.  

No lie.  That picture has been my laptop wallpaper for several months now.  

If any of this were ever about the flag, these same “Respect the Troops” would be shitting themselves over those “Thin Blue Line” American flags I keep seeing.

I know that what I look for in a superhero video game is the size of the puddles. Crazy fun, free flowing, web shooter based combat couldn’t possibly override my feelings about puddles.

Laughing at the hubris of the NFL owners is just delightful.  

Jason Whitlock is just disappointing as a human being.  

You mean that “Thin Blue Line” flag, right?

Well since you’re already out of the greys...Africa isn’t a country, it’s a continent. If we’re shipping everyone out of America to their ancestral homeland, does that mean I have to go back to Ireland? (I’m not saying that would be so bad, they seem to have their shit together lately.) Are Mexicans going to get Texas…

That’s just how that person rolls here.

“Watch people die! Click here!"

The Vietcong never attacked Texas or Alabama.  I think Dubya's record speaks for itself.  

Unfortunately the president isn’t a customer service plan that you can opt out of.  

I am bouncing back and forth between “the Mueller investigation is starting to take hold” and “the country is circling the drain”.  I look at this daily bile that keeps coming out of Donald Trump that’s all nonsense and childish conspiracies and I still can’t believe he’s really our president.  Then I remember that we…

“No, not at all, but the fake news is, and the fake news is comprised of a lot—it’s a big chunk, OK? Somebody said, ‘What’s the chunk?’ I said, ‘80 percent.’ It’s a lot. It’s a lot,”

Those parents have better self-control than I do.

It seems very strange that people are complaining about spoilers.  Showing Kratos using the weapons he has used since the PS2 was somehow unexpected?  

Hey let’s give Madonna a break. She only jumped in after their first choice, Gwyneth Paltrow, couldn’t make it.

I refuse to believe that Michelle Obama dogears books. 

We’re not even two years into this administration and it feels like it’s lasted forever.  Like we're all being governed in dog years now.