Is a dystopian present a thing?  

Audiences like the way she says "Ham".

Oh my God, I do not care.

Cocaine was very popular in the 80's.  That’s the only real answer. 

I am ready for the asteroid now.  Time for another species to get a chance. 

Unless you’re a rabbit, I think Sam is pretty chill. 

Bank of America sucks ass pretty hard too. Overdraft fees for letting your checking account drop below 200 bucks, not actually running out of money, but dropping below their arbitrary minimum checking account balance. That minimum account balance that serves the purpose of chasing away poor people and making sure all…

This is one of the earliest lessons I learned reading the Root. The pics that news stations choose when discussing crime victims is drastically different based on the person’s race. I don’t understand how more attorneys don’t advocate that it’s prejudicial and poisons the well when it comes to public opinion/jury…

Sherri Shepherd is a flat earther.  That's not a person you can take seriously.  

Like every other day, I read some story about another business that's being hurt by tariffs, yet the Trump voting business owner keeps saying what a good job he's doing and they're going to apply for an exemption.  What the fucking fuck?  My paycheck keeps getting smaller but the fuckers that voted for this guy aren't…

“HILLARY WAZ JUST AZ BAD!!!”

Here’s some learning for you. 

Little man and I went to see Thor last Novemeber and they showed the Justice League trailer during the previews.  He leans over to me and says “I don’t really want to see that. You can go without me if you want.  It’s ok.”  He’s 10!  He enjoyed the crap out of Wonder Woman.  How can you make a superhero movie that a…

Holy cow that Shazam trailer looks great! 

It was really weird to hear him say that, but it makes me thankful I escaped that mindset (and that area).  I don’t understand a lot of things about people anymore. 

I just fell down a fanboy rabbit hole last night over Teen Titans Go! All I really knew before last night was munchkin and I are going to go see the movie in a couple weeks and that the show makes us laugh.  Now, that show is apparently the worst thing ever because....reasons?  Jesus Christ, these folks remind me why…

A former friend of mine, when Idris Elba was cast as Heimdall, literally said the words to me “They’re taking everything from us Prostate”. OK, he used my real name and not my online handle, but he was absolutely serious. My response of “What the fuck are you talking about” started us down the road of former friends.

Is eating cake bad?  If the GOP is anti-cake, they’re even worse than I thought.

That’s the part that always gets me. If you want to take credit for all the good stuff, you have accept the blame for all the bad stuff. You can’t just be “oh we invented the internet, Marvel movies, peanut butter, and the internal combustion engine" without also saying "yeah, agent orange, cancer clusters, Subway,…

Ok tough guy.  Bernie Goetz didn't let things slide either.  I'm not walking out of my house every day asking myself "What would Travis Bickle do?"