Here I thought it was the almost 40 years of loving basketball that makes me cape for LBJ. Apparently I have just been brainwashed by the press coverage and not the mind-boggling skill James brings with him.

Lebrontonians is more accurate.

Subtle as a sledgehammer.

I eagerly await Billy Donovan’s letter to the people of OKC very soon.

Public relations is the point. Accountability isn’t something they’re interested in.

The white delegation does not claim this dude, Roo.

You Britta’d it.

Looks like all those times I typed “BRING BACK MATT!” are finally yielding results. Let’s go for Tunison and Sarah Sprague next! (Just don’t let Burneko have Sarah’s email address)

“I’m still hurt by it all even if I pretend like I’m not. But I’m also very clear about the fact that I’ve made decisions that were best for me and my mental health. I feel good; sometimes, I don’t.”

YES! Billy Donovan is in over his head. You can’t out recruit your opponents in the NBA. Today’s offenses have to be more than “Hope your talented guys make something happen”. I have been yelling this since Mike Fratello wasted Dominique Wilkins’ best years.

I just wanted to chime in on the friend zone thing Preston mentioned. If you complain that a girl put you in the “friend zone”, that’s you thinking life works like a John Hughes movie. Tell a woman you’re interested in her. Don’t hope that she’ll someday realize what a great guy you are. Be direct, and don’t be a…

I broke up with my last girlfriend because of how she treated her dogs. Well... also how she treated me, but I noticed it first in the way she treated her dogs.

Oh my God I just bitched about used q-tips. How hard is it to put them in the trash? They weigh virtually nothing and the trash can is right there!?!!!!

I feel for you. I hate living with slobs. And somehow you’re the asshole when you ask them to not be disgusting in the common spaces.

At least we didn’t have the vacuum filled by a bunch of CIA-trained mujahedeen warlords leftover from Afghanistan. Imagine how stupid we’d feel if that had happened?

They kept getting distracted by all their own in-house sexual harassers.

Jim and Pam were both dicks. They deserve each other.

My LMG and I took about 700 health off of him until they closed the distance between us. Then I died very quickly.

I would love to see 50 on 50 back as a permanent mode. It was a fun alternative to solo or squads. Less intense and more rollicking fun.

How small does your life have to be to give this kind of shit about people grilling in a park?