Thank you. I was just coming to the comments to point out that Henry Kissinger got one for starting an illegal war in Cambodia and carpet bombing North Vietnam while calling it all “peace talks”.

That doesn’t sound enjoyable for the unicorns at all. Lots of watching where you step.

Having brown hair counts as a diversity hire at Fox News.

Bill Cosby certainly agrees with you. “It all happened so long ago!” isn’t a valid defense.

A third option is that she’s a woman in America and has to deal with this kind of shit all the time because assholes like to dismiss that it happens.

Of course you were. Being allowed to comment on Deadspin is arbitrary unless you managed to get the company dragged into a public lawsuit that bankrupts everything. Then you can post anything you want as Country Mac’s Occular Patdown. Who wouldn’t want to let that keep hanging around?

I don’t want to minimize this BUT I am going to write three paragraphs to muddy the waters and suggest “boys will be boys”.

You’re just awful. “Plenty of women” my ass.

Burneko seems like a piece of shit.

If I find myself in a strip club at 4 in the afternoon, consequences haven’t been in play for ages.

Transcribing song lyrics in real time was what pushed it over the edge to a firing offense. Only an asshole would fire minimum wage workers over hearing a couple minutes of a song with dirty words.

“Do you think that working in media is like “All The President’s Men,” sneaking around to secret spy meetings and banging on tables DEMANDING ANSWERS for the PUBLIC, SIR?”

When did we become a civilized society?

Part of the parenting experience is fielding rough situations in the presence of your kids. It’s not always fun sometimes, but to assume the entire rest of the world would bend to my whims because I am bringing a kid through is naive and self-centered in the extreme.

And somehow “the lyrics” make firing two people justified? Nothing short of taking away someone’s livelihood can fix this transgression? May you never manage people.

When I really want to embarrass the boy, I break out the Ed Lover dance.

HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN’ BOYS?!

Your grieving process is...unique.

According to Urban dictionary, the kids call that a “ Peter King Special”.

How are you getting yelled at over this? You’re clearly allowing shades of grey and being human to factor in your point.