It’s not a popular opinion. Working at one has actually ended my relationship with college sports. Man do I get weird looks when I say it’s corrupt.

Art Briles is the head of the welcome committee.

I put this on everything I eat, to the point my family makes fun of me. I don’t care.

And trust me, we all can definitely hear it.

Wait a few more years and every place you sit (or stand, or lay) will trigger sciatic pain. For as much as my body hurts now from attempting athletic endeavors, it seems unfair that I wasn’t a better athlete in my youth.

At least Albert isn’t as condescending.

You mean the guys that still wear Zubaz today right? Young Prostate was an active powerlifter who owned a couple pairs. (Eventually self respect led me to just start wearing basketball shorts and stop skipping leg day).

I now know whom an Aubrey O’Day is. I am not happy about the loss of whatever knowledge it replaced.

A large black man cussed out a cop in Texas and yet wasn’t beaten senseless while arrested? I call bullshit. The thin blue line is far too fragile to let things like that slide.

Good job mocking a kid Deadspin.

In 11 years of restaurants, I worked at one place that didn’t constantly fuck you over on pay. This stuff is disgustingly common and terribly unfair.

If there’s no brown roux, it’s just gravy with stuff in it.

I did see Killer Mike in the same room with Immortal Technique about 10 years ago and it was awesome. That was a great show.

This is good Kinja.

YES!!!! (This presupposes that DC will get it’s shit together)

There is absolutely a Gasden flag on your car, likely next to one of those 3% stickers. Do you also have one of those black and white American flags that support police while ignoring the irony of “disrespecting the flag”?

Troy and Abed were two of the best characters network comedy has ever produced.

I never wanted to meet him! I just wanted a picture! YOU CAN’T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE!

One of the darkest periods of my life was frequenting WVU fan site for about 5 years. Thank God for moments of clarity. Now I can just howl into the grey void as an unapproved Deadspin commenter.

“Yeah, I’m still claiming you oversold. But thanks for the response.”