That officer’s name is Marine Todd.

I want to see Kemba play with a decent team. Dude is way too good to be stuck with Nick Batum as his second best teammate.

You have a Gasden flag on your car, don’t you?

“The privilege of individuality affords them the right to be immune to facts.”

Gven that this is where our country has ended up, it’s safe to say that Bin Laden achieved his goals. We look pretty destabilized.

Don’t wish that on the man and his family. 8 years of being the GOP scapegoat for everything from terrorism and the economy to paper cuts and heartburn is enough.

And why do think it was written that way to begin with? Maybe so there are instant loopholes built in if you foment terror but happen to be white? Dylann Roof comes to mind there.

May your back never betray you.

Let’s not forget that Dwight is the same size as LeBron also. I don’t get the wasted potential thing with a guy like Dwight Howard. We aren’t talking about Derrick Coleman here.

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky”

“Who’s the Al Sharpton for white women?”

If Deadspin can’t punch downward, then what’s the point of all this?

I don’t find it too hard to believe that people who would willingly eat Chicago style pizza would also support a Nazi.

K2 is what he had. Don’t mess with synthetic weed.

One of the best coping techniques they taught me when I was diagnosed with PTSD was to count backwards from 300 by 3's. It’s really good for pulling me out of the panic attack as I feel them coming on. That may not work for you Damon, but if you feel one coming on it’s worth a try. Unfortunately I have a lot of…

Is there a reason that Discworld isn’t being adapted in some kind of show? It’s a well established world, lots of characters and locations, and doesn’t take itself so seriously.

Tomi Marchant follows the troll accounts exclusively. If you’re ever in doubt, see if she is one of their followers. thaQueen had a really hard time staying in character early on. More Cookie Monster and less queen is my motto. Admittedly it doesn’t have a lot of wider application though.

When Tomi is your only follower, you are not here to engage in discussion.

“Plays the right way”