You’re talking about an movie that came out last year that nobody else was talking about, while not having seen the movie that everyone here is talking about. This is how you’re choosing to spend your morning?

Yeah my complaints are minor. It’s like pointing out that Rosario Dawson has an ugly pinky toe; yeah it may technically be true, but it misses the overall amazingness.

The casino scene was too tightly focused for me; I found it slightly hard to track. That’s been my complaint about movies since “The Bourne Identity” though. Repeat viewings either in the theater or at home usually solve that issue however. Other than that, it’s the best one since Winter Soldier. I will be going back…

Nobody was talking about “Get Out”.

One time I worked for a chef that was super old school and started doing aspic in dishes. That was the final straw in that kitchen. Aspic is proof there is no God.

They’re certainly reaping the benefits economically, but wow do they suck compared to how they sounded in pre-Fergie.

Like years ago. He’s a slightly moody tween with a disgustingly filthy room now.

“Let me ask you this. When you were a kid, was there a girl bully in your school?”

Thank goodness life isn’t binary then.

Dude I am getting embarrassed for you.

“So you’re saying that Mrs. Marcos didn’t use the same tools of intimidation, fear, cunning, and the willingness to kill if need be?? So you’re telling me she used diplomacy?”

You cannot be a member of the Black Eyed Peas and call yourself an artistic risk taker.

That was a hell of a reveal. When he said that, I did not feel good about T’challa’s immediate future.

Are you trapped under something? Why are you waiting?! Marvel finally made a movie for grown-ups. Up until now, Winter Soldier was the only thing close. And it’s not another shitty origin story, yet they introduced an entire new world to the audience.

Besides the adoption of the munchkin, the best thing that has happened to me is letting that hyper-masculinity, alpha male crap go. It’s so much more peaceful in my head now. Introspection is good stuff.

Magical metal and flowers that grant superpowers you’ll accept, but vegetarians is a bridge too far? 😉

I wasn’t a Deadspin user yet when all of that happened, but anything that would put me on the same side as that AJ dude would make me look hard at my life.

RG3 before Shanahan made him play on a broken leg or after? One of those players was really good.

This internet thing is just a fad.

You have been on point with everything about this.