Don’t steal crystal therapy’s thunder. You’re on the take from Big Lemon.

Do they think we’re stupid or do they think that they’re really smart?

“What a noob. You gotta coach the team to get your kids on the roster.”

Albert I am incredibly confused. You’re responding to my comments and then deleting them. How am I supposed to read your response if the whole thing is gone? It’s y’alls playground and you can do whatever you want, but if a guy like Country Mac’s Occular Patdown gets to post freely, maybe the things you guys get…

Damn Albert. My Dave Bliss joke gets deleted after all the casual racism and misogyny from commenters that are always out of the greys? I really don’t understand what the standards here are then. I don’t know why you guys make it such an exclusive club to make fun of sports.

White guy raising an Asian boy here. Be better dude.

“precipitated a catastrophic outbreak of Steve Blass disease”

“We didn’t mean us!”

Or Bill O’Reilly.

Because everything else we teach in American Exceptionalism class, I mean history class is how great white people have been. I doesn’t hurt to let the people who unwillingly built huge parts of our country get some acknowledgement.

Past and future damage control.

When does he start wearing his own military uniform covered with medals and tons of gold leaf?

And it’s not even 10.

Nah. All that extra stuff is crazy talk. NBA management isn’t at odds with labor. LeBron called Trump a bum. Kerr, Pop, and Stan Van Gundy have all come out against against this administration. The league isn’t about to tell it’s stars how to act and certainly wouldn’t enforce it in such a roundabout way.

I know it’s only one game, but damn they looked like they were all having fun out there. George Hill and LeBron looked like they’ve been running the pick and roll for years together.

There must be no money left in WV and Western Pennsylvania to siphon out. Thanks for stopping 18 years too late.

Koreans perhaps?

If only we could get the rest of the world to accept American Exceptionalism as fact and let us build our empire in peace, eh?

Because Deadspin is run by dicks?

What good moves did the Cavs ever pull when LeBron wasn’t part of the decision making? Larry Nance Sr. was on the Cavs last time anyone smart was in charge.