“I don’t know why that pattern so often isn’t, like, these guys are taller and faster and more skilled than those guys, but, whatever.If you want it to be grit or hustle or chemistry or whatever, you are not so unlike all the generations of sports fans before you, who attached arbitrary moral significance to athletic…

I always eat my toast first when the ladies at the diner bring me my breakfast platter. Buttery toast is big time in my little world.

Lemmiwinks no!

MAGA!

Quidditch doesn’t count.

The whole central valley is one giant cow town.

Everyone knows you go damage reduction first, then special moves, then attack power. You shouldn’t be putting skill points into racism until your second playthrough.

I would say Kelly Rowland is rye toast with way too much butter. Maybe sourdough. Either way, in my breakfast pantheon, that is high praise. Kelly makes me swoon.

I got enough dad issues. No need to pick the scabs.

Hey satalac! Just comply with lawful orders and everything will be fine right?

Are you the Baylor AD?

Oh I am so sorry. No chocolate milk? No ice cream? Ouch.

There but for the grace of God.....

College coaches are pimps. Pimps are scumbags. Yes your favorite coach too. The only one even close to being straight with the kids is Calipari.

I had my Joe Johnson “He’s still playing?” moment last year when he went HAM for the Jazz in the playoffs.

College coaches and athletic directors are pimps. That’s why.

And all of this is based on a 5 minute snapshot of her as well. Like, maybe she just needed a minute to breathe and soak it in.

At least apply some more lube to the chicken. You’re gonna get blisters.

The most stunning revelation? Jameer Nelson is still in the league.

Dude’s, you’re coming on the Root preaching respectability politics. I am a middle-aged white man out of touch with just about everything and even I know this is a wrong-headed take. It’s not like you’ve listened to the 30 or so other folks that have told you what’s what, so why should I treat you with anything but…