Stumble bum will always make me laugh.

I can’t masturbate to golf.

Beulah has strong feelings about this one and you will hear every one of them.

“You have no idea what my motivations are so save your bullshit for someone else.”

Don’t bother dude. You’re just going to get variations of “305 baby!”

Why would we expect pimps to take responsibility for anything?

Relax Pitbull. Your 2nd graders are just second graders like everywhere else.

Easy, Rod.

Saying “Don’t flame a 5 year old on the radio” is some far-left idea? Really?!

I don’t know all the in’s and out’s of Hideo at Konami, but after MGSV, I am A-OK with them taking stuff away from him. (MGS 4 was pretty “meh” also.)

Seven years old dude. They come up to your belly button.

By being “job creators”.

You don’t think the guy shilling Wrangler jeans has his finger on the pulse of what’s hot?

Just be patient. That trickle has to start down any old time now.

Ah yes. Jack Kemp and his “rising tide lifts all boats”. The problem is it ignores the many that don’t have boats and just drown instead.

That was the series that LeBron supplanted Magic as the best I have ever seen.

The new ads on Kinja that redirect me to YouTube also suck.

It’s as if he was just shooting off his mouth and actually had no idea what the job or office required. That can’t be true though; Donald told us all how smart and shrewd he was.

I am surprised there aren’t more Vernon Maxwell type incidents out there. How much are these kids supposed to take before they hit a breaking point?

This is weak Kinja. Not overt enough on the victim blaming.