How are you grey?

Glad to know Joe Alexander is working somewhere.

Bowfinger is criminally underrated.

Jeez I was just asking. I’m not the one who has to let the Sheriff’s office know when I move.

This is surprisingly kind for Alabama.

The rest of the world is simply starting to realize what the best sport is.

Hey when you have to let your neighbors know you live near them, how far are you legally obligated to go? Like just the street you live on or is it everything within X feet from your house? I bet apartment buildings would be especially tough.

Family friendly entertainment sponsored by beer and violence. That’s the most American shit ever.

“They won’t tell the victims they can succeed through hard work and making good decisions”

Indignance is apparently a substitute for syntax.

He certainly looks greasy.

Communication fixes so many things.

There are definitely a few stretches of sociopath in the childhood years.

Yes! There are 7+billion people out there that don’t give a shit about my kid. He needs to know they as long as I am breathing, I am here for him. The best parenting quality I possess is consistency.

In my defense, that particular rage quit was probably 17 years ago now.

“You people can entertain me, but don’t become three dimensional humans with feelings and thoughts. Then I will call you entitled.”

Kissing Suzy Kolber jokes will live in my heart forever. BRING BACK MATT!

“Westbrook, it seems, was playing angry.”

This one. I just couldn’t get it.

(Google’s garlic jam)