Yes with a caveat. He showed up 6 months later than the original date and there was a ton of ridiculous stuff paperwork wise that had to yet done. But that was all ages ago. Now eat just eats everything in the house and practices being sullen.

It’s a giant cluster fuck to go through, but eventually they get to be considered a citizen. It took us about 1 1/2 years for it to be official. Every step of the way was a massive pain with 47 extra layers of red tape.

Isn’t our entire prison system based on revenge instead of justice or rehabilitation?

You’re not allowed to watch basketball with us if you’re gonna be like that.

Vince Carter is one of the guys you can talk about being the best athlete you’ve ever seen.

That game Saturday against the Thunder was a disaster. I don’t think Melo had a hand in his face all night.

Do you and Brnskngrl have some sort of bet going? Jesus!

Charlemagne is Fozzie Bear? I may need to start listening to some podcasts then.

I am probably 35 years older than this kid and don’t have half of his conviction.

God damn kid! That was amazing. I especially loved the fact that he was still up for the day off.

I didn’t like Dr. Strange even when I was a kid spending all my money on comics. Then I saw The Venture Bros. parody the character and it’s all I can think of now.

If it comes with all the weird misogyny the greys are bringing to the table, then I will have already fucked up as a parent. Basing healthy adult behavior with what teenagers will do is not a good guide.

But then we all grow up and either develop a sense of pride or we join the men going their own way and spend five grand trying to show how healthy we are without women in our lives.

Ask Tomi next time she is here. She seems to have the troll-dar. There were a few accounts mentioned as belonging to writers.

I do that shit all the time on my phone. Scroll, scroll, scroll, accidentally tap a star, release an idiot, scroll more.

Because he’s Boba Fett.

We are two years away from officially hitting the teenage years in our house and I am terrified.

Country Mac is a piece of shit. Someone was saying it’s one of the old Deadspin writers or editors. I wasn’t here before all the Gawker/Theil mess so I wouldn’t know.

Maybe you’re typically in the greys because you write like a doofus. Try capitalization, commas, apostrophes, etc. Everyone gets caught up in the autocorrect, but c’mon Dan; it’s a written medium. Get it together.

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