You coached overseas! That’s so freaking cool!

Dr. Strange was sooooooooo boring. I quit about 45 minutes in.

+2 wokka

Make sure you take an Uber tonight Jason.

Mike Tice and his “Randy Ratio”.

Sex toys fit in an old shoebox. If a sex toy is so big that you could accidentally startle yourself during a middle of the night bathroom trip, it is a piece of furniture. You might as well fuck a couch. To the greys talking about how mean and scary women are, fix your life.

Let’s be careful we don’t Beetlejuice these dicks into existence.

“But they were doing it too!” is deflection. What am I gonna do about shit in China or India? We’re here. Pluck the something from your eye before uh.....the other guy sees it or something? Anyway, we aren’t talking about how women are treated elsewhere; stay on target Red Leader.

That there hasn’t been a movie focusing on Nick and Black Widow being badass spies is glaringly stupid. Nick Fury in a 007 movie? Please and thank you.

It’s a damn shame there wasn’t an upgrade available for the Jags QB position. Based on what Lebatard tells me, one decent signal caller would have made that team a juggernaut. Yep, no good options to play quarterback just unsigned out there, growing, becoming a God damned leader while rocking a glorious afro.

As a recovering Vikings fan (5 years sober!) they routinely do dumb shit free of charge. More than one NFC championship has sent me into a sullen simmering rage. SOP for Minnesota.

—aside from week after Trump referred to the mothers of NFL players as “bitches”—

Arbusto!

Nope. Just a fat redneck who lives literally next door to his parents house.

Ultron was terrible.

Dennis Quaid didn’t really get shrunk? The whole damn world is a lie!

What about CA: The Winter Soldier?

I’m trying to figure out if I went to high school with the Mighty Flipper there.

You’ll score big because you got Chicago and Benghazi in there. HRC too. The judges might take off for lack of the Clinton Foundation and Whitewater, but I would guess you’re going to the next round. You’re going to have to stick the landing in the medal round though; try mentioning the pizza shop basement.

Those are minors dipshit. How fucking empty is your life? Also, who let this person out of the greys? You don’t have to respond to everyone on here.