prostateofdoriangray
Prostate of Dorian Gray
prostateofdoriangray

At least this way they can carpool while floundering to 4-12.

270 then.

6'3" and a flabby 242 according to my doctor’s appointment last Thursday. I am guessing Donald is 275 at least if he’s really my height.

I like the side hustle advice. I am trying to fine tune my hobby/business so it’s ready to start selling this spring. God if this thing takes off I could stop punching that clock.....

It’s WEEI’s motto.

Sure, but it’s like being the valedictorian of summer school.

You missed a few code words, but overall good, efficient subtle racism.

Blue Steel isn’t going to work here.

That’s an awful lot of words for someone who doesn’t care. Anyway we adopted.

That’s some good detective work.

Your tone is braggy, but your words are sad.

I just ate, dude. Dang.

Where’s the crudely drawn MS paint arrows and links to your geocities site?

I stand 6'3" and am currently a flabby 242 (also had a doctor’s appointment last week). I would guess Donald is 3 spins easy.

Are you telling this to all of us as a parent with actual experience, or the failed result of shitty parenting telling a cautionary tale?

It sounds like a 5 year old. Have a kid or two before telling us all how they work.

If Charles Oakley is after me, I call the national guard and the A-TEAM.

A much as I hate to ask because the answer is going to be awful, what are the “spice” and “rice” in that list?

A Voit-Kamp machine can’t touch this guy.

You’re missing the fan instigator throwing beers at players.