That was bullshit. I had to watch the video twice to realize it was two separate techs.

Well thanks to everyone for answering, although everything about your answers is awful to know.

I haven’t followed this story beyond too many of the Deadspin headlines (because Jesus Christ this whole thing is awful). Besides Nassar, is anyone else being investigated? Is it actually possible that nobody else in USA Gymnastics knew what a creeper this guy was? I am basically just hoping that anyone who…

Went to a Charlotte Hornets game this weekend with my brother in law. (Russell Westbrook is comically fast in person. I can’t even fathom what it’s like to be that athletic, but man it looks fun.) About halfway through the second quarter, another dance team/cheerleader thing is happening during a timeout up on the…

It’s a risk I would be willing to take. Let’s try it. You just leave and in a year or so I will check to see if I miss you.

Do you mean Sideshow Bob? Silent Bob is a Kevin Smith character.

Michael is gonna get calls from Fox news again.

Why are you here again?

Silent Bob? That doesn’t even make sense.

“I am not a racist. I am the least racist person you have ever interviewed.”

Oh you’re precious.

“Communist Alcoholic Pervert” is a description that would make me more interested in learning about someone.

“Low-key, Rachel Bloom is who I think people wanted Lena Dunham to be and who Lena Dunham thinks she is. No shade.”

21 other moving parts on the field and this young man only had one thing to think about? Can people please stop acting like Madden and high school football provide any insight into the highest level of athletics?

We didn’t build history’s greatest military industrial complex to give people a chance to run away.

I really like semi-colons; they tie two related thoughts together.

How often do things explode behind you when you put your sunglasses on? Are you tracking it in an Excel sheet? It would be a simple one to put together. I could do it if you want. Save you the trouble.

+1 Thabo

Fair. I went through a Mahavishnu Orchestra period that led to all kinds crazy 70's records with McLaughlin as the common thread.

No John McLaughlin? Didn’t you go through a jazz fusion phase like the rest of us?