Oh my god. Is that guy in the second gif the guy who does that show about sandwiches on the Cooking Channel?

-Spread Your Legs for Everyone, Ladies, No Need to be Vanilla

Nope, she just needs to say it on the campaign trail. She needs to endorse trans-inclusive ENDA, marriage equality as a federal project (as opposed to leaving it up to the states), etc. out loud on the campaign trail. As does every other candidate on the Democratic primary ticket, especially those with a national…

I will too. And I'm looking forward to her telling us that clearly and unequivocally.

Oh look, was a Canadian being smug?! Who would of thought?

Yes Ruth, that's the joke. She was saying how as a non-White person she had "columbused" Earl Grey tea, a drink that is typical of English people, the majority of whom are white. I was saying to her that she hadn't "columbused" white-people breakfast until she's had black pudding.

Sorry to hear about your mental illness: you should eat more beets. Release the kraken!

IHRE MUTTER

Have you had black pudding yet? Or, better yet, a full fry? If not, then your Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria have yet to reach the Hispaniola of white-people breakfast.

Totally. Here's some candid footage of this here pansy ass liberal out on a hunt.

Oh my god I was gonna mention this. Sarah's House (and the cottage spinoff) was seriously the best show on HGTV, and I was devastated when they didn't pick up her new show on the American market.

He plays football. His position is "ball".

Sort of! There's actually a pierogi analog in Russia, they're called pirozhki, but they're baked, so more like an empanada. They're smaller than pierogis and tied up like tortellinis. Ukrainians have vareniki, which are super similar to pierogis, and those have made their way into Russian food!

I would never have thought that Brazilians liked mayo! Ukrainian food has a lot in common with Russian food, but since I'm from the north of European Russia (Saint Petersburg), the similarities aren't as pronounced. But yeah Russians are the same way with the no mayo thing: almost all of our salads are either dressed…

Eh, no more so than other cooking cultures. The biggest seasonings (besides dill, which is in practically everything) are probably butter, mayonnaise, and sour cream. I'm not mayonnaise's biggest fan, but other than that I can't complain.

Haha wow, although in fairness that sounds delicious.

My Russian family (the Russian Russian ones) had trouble with the flavor sensation that is guacamole.

That still sounds sorta epic though.

Yeah hey y'all gay man here. Just gonna leave a picture of my favorite Civil War general. His name rhymes with "flerman."