Woah, that's some edgy comedy right there!

Joe, dude, did you miss one of our gay cabal meetings? That's what chemtrails, water fluoridation, and soy-based food products are foor: gay recruitment!

Congrats Lindy! From a huge fan of your writing all the way over here in Russia.

That's what the Kenyan Muslim mind-control Illuminati want you to think, Fairlyvexed! Look how easily you have fallen prey to their brain-wave suggestors and sinister water fluoridation schemes!

Oops sorry peeps got here before me.

"НАФИГ С ПЛЯЖА!" (Nafig s plyazha). It's teen slang, means something like "Get the fuck out of here." Word of warning though, I spent my formative years in America, so my Russian slang isn't fantastic.

I have eaten an entire brick of cheese by myself. #TruthToldByGayMan

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I feel awful for her. I've obviously been rooting for the Russian team, I'm Russian after all, but her especially, because she's only 15, and because she is so talented and relatable. This is another disaster for the team, after being cut for the men's hockey running after our loss to Finland.

"I am not a witch. I'm you!"

Gets rid of the need for video games. And food, that too.

Or he could just be, you know, executed. Nothing showy. That's what they have over in the states.

No you missed the joke. Trust me, any sentence that mentions the Senate is automatically hilarious.

It was commissioned by podcast mavens Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorn over at Maximum Fun.

Gassy penguin!

"Your great-grandfather left the shtetl for you to be FUNEMPLOYED?"

True, true. I heard from relatives in Nashville that people in the South have trouble with even a bit of snow. Here, classes close because city transportation aboveground is shut down, not because it is too cold outside. And if you complained, the response would be "1/3 of the city starved to death in WWII. Are you…