Sounds like a crazy show.

We want Sasha!

but by god, you can drink

I'm very disappointed that none of you have referenced BoJack Horseman.

As far as Shane Black goes, I recommend Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and The Nice Guys. Both fun movies that have me excited to see what The Rock does under Black's direction.

Speaking of The Rock, he's confirmed to star in Shane Black's Doc Savage.

So she's like a female Indiana Jones, not actually a female Indiana Jones. And she doesn't even sound much like Indiana Jones from that description either. Well, clicks are clicks.

GEOFF JOHNS LICKS GOATS

You had me at "LaToya", but you lost me at "Williams".

We at the A.V. Club want a Margaery with attitude. She's edgy, she's "in your face." You've heard the expression, "let's get busy"? Well, this is a Margaery who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.

At the last second that flying spud slipped past me on my way to the podium! But the cream always rises to the top, oh yeah. And next season, nothing's gonna stop me! And I'm talking to everyone in the Cancellation League and I'm even talking to Franko, yeah. Because I am the cream, yeah, the cream of the crop! Nobody…

Whoa, last year's winner Eolith would've placed 53rd this year with 4848 points! Cancellation League has changed.

WHAT?

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infuriatingly unfunny

Some sort of… emergency upon numerous globes?

They're skipping right past metaphor and punching us in the face with the message.

Still the second highest rated ABC show!

We here at the A.V. Club would never engage in such behavior!

I got no interest in Tooken without the incomparable Liam Neesons!

Michael Caffee, you sonuvabitch! With no participation whatsoever in the League since it started you've stolen third!