I've turned into Old Yeller

Natalie Morales will never get a show that lasts more than one season.

What's the over/under on Romeo & Juliet being resurrected for sweeps?

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I tear up remembering the final arc. It was a terrific, heart-wrenching story. If the TV show happens, I hope it does the comic justice.

I doubt most A.V. Club writers are old enough to remember 9/11.

Does a mall babe eat chili fries?

Adam X the X-Treme confirmed

She writes for the A.V. Club??

Punch yourself in the face
And make that
CHAAAAAAAAANGE

Son, Shigeru Miyamoto blew his brains out in the late '80s after people stopped buying his games.

Another Japanese role going to Johansson?! Miyamoto is rolling in his grave!

Back in 3rd! Mmm… hash browns.

No.

I stepped on a bee in my home.

Pilot is a woman's name.

I loved James Corden in One Man, Two Guvnors. I avoid watching any of his TV stuff so as not to sully my memories of his performance.

Chicago Justice, Thursdays@10

Is "manspread" some new lingo? I only just heard of "Netflix and chill" earlier today, and I still haven't figured out why that's a thing. I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you…

Oh, you didn't know? There's been a change at the top. The new editor-in-chief is, you guessed it… A.J. Daulerio!