C’mon man, you’re really going to take the prescriptivist bait that easy?

Doo-chay

You don’t understand what, son? And “you don’t just say,” what, exactly? You just broke off into a completely different thought there.

Yakubian

Shit, Porshuh sounded so over-the-top douchey, I figured you guys had just started saying it that way out of mistaken snobbishness.

Nah bro! Those people who say “aks you a question” are so fucking dumb it is hilarious!

Dough-(je?)

Giblet-head.

The right way, Giblethead.

Temecula, bitch.

You earned this:

Harbaugh’s hardly even flawed, when you consider how much of a miracle he worked with the Niners’ talent (compared to the idiot before him and the idiot after him).

Use fucking apostrophes.

It’s entirely possible to craft a deal that would sell off their video game brand while allowing them to use the licenses for pachinko machines.

SOOOOOO RELEVANT

This is a celebration of triviality.

Oh totally, just like this

Tarantino’s had plenty of good work without much restraint.

Plus, you’ve got The Happening, The Village, and Jesus Fucking Christ, quite possibly the worst, most egotistical movie I’ve ever seen in a theater, The Lady In The Lake