Hetfeld (field?) and Napster.

It’s the dying off of the well-made bots created to help fuck up the election.

Windshield chips?

Backing in is for fuckheads.

Months late, but it’s more of a Lokar:

Necessity? What’s the necessity of your reading an article about a plane crash?

RE: Chips

You sheep, he’s definitely in the tank for Bud Lite Straw-Ber-Rita

Very Lenny

RE: flag burning/proper disposal

I might have written this same message before, but goddamn, the name on you.

Just get a push-up bra and take a trip to Michael’s.

It’s not even that people ‘ought’ to drink a great beer, a regular fucking Budweiser is fine if you’re looking for a watery buzz. But lite?

Y’know, I get it, but the “ignore connotation and context and treat statements only literally,” take is so fucking dumb.

Justice:

That’s a pathetic analogy.

NAH THEy’RE JUST LIKE THOSE FUCKING DOCTORS WHO MAKE ALL THE PEOPLE SICK SO THAT THEY NEED TO PAY FOR MEDICAL SERVIES>

I lost a job for insufficient jolliness too, but there were only two days left and I wanted to get back to my pre-Santa weight.

No, he’s a man, she’s a woman.

What about Nancy Reagan, though?