I think that a small slice might care, and here’s the nasty logic:

You know it’s a Ron Mexico jersey.

As to pizza cutting tools: you have a good knife, just use that. You put your off-hand on top of the blade and push down in a rolling motion till you hear the crust crunch through. It’s faster and better than specific pizza cutters, and it’s not a piece of shit that sits around in your drawer looking stupid and making…

No Intolerable Cruelty?

Raisins. Oatmeal makes for a SIIIIIIIICK cookie, but raisins are shitty. Somehow they’re too sweet for a cookie, but not satisfying like eating straight brown sugar mixed with butter

ppoooooooopppp

Vitamin deficiencies can lead to mental health problems.

they really listen to you when they talk

Yikes, who pissed on your side of the bed before you got up this morning?

Ewwwwwwww, you got cucked

I hate them too, but there are a whole class of people who legitimately seem to find comfort in them.

To be fair, he’s right that there were other sources of lost votes for Gore; illegal disenfranchisement and bad ballot design probably cost Gore tens of thousands of votes.

Holy fuck that is creepy.

More like Aroldis Crapman

And?

Perhaps so common that it’s now what it means.

None of them ever had him favored to hit 270, but any decent analysis will mention that those are predictions and odds, and that there’s a not-insignificant amount of possible error.

Yeah, because that’s the guy who decides, right?

Chris Brown?

That’s his REAL HAIR*!, thanks Hair Club For Men.