This is also true if you’re attacked by chariots...

I thought Al Kaline water was mostly bourbon.

Westbrook is only the consensus MVP to “fans” who use Peter King-levels of “analysis” and only watch the ESPN highlights in sports bars

I feel like telling someone you’re not taking the wonderlic test because you know it’s a waste of your time should earn you a decent grade on the wonderlic test.

Makes perfect sense. Broken tibias are always a calves problem.

You should probably throw those out.

If by automatically, you mean the thermos of coffee flying around the cab bouncing off the hazard switch randomly, then yes, automatically.

For real. She was not a movie star or even a regular working movie actress. This outrage is beyond stupid, but par for the course.

I think it had more to do with her filmography.

Incomplete or intentionally vague?

Also not sure acting like a human battering ram for four years counts as a “free ride.”

Here in Michigan, they’re talking about Kid Rock running for senate. There’s your cup of poop soup to go with your shit sandwich.

That’s a perfectly reasonable opinion/preference to have. What I wonder about is these people who keep trying to drag race their Hellcats against Teslas.

BUT THERE’S NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT GOD BLESS ‘MURICA, FUCK YEAH!

Hey buddy....at least she CAME!

Ah yes because age is the only factor in a persons charakter

I’d posted this a few weeks ago, but it’s topical: I think it was Stephen Fry who, when asked for a definition of the word “countryside,” replied “the act of killing Piers Morgan.”

skim heads

But that's not what they said the testing showed. They said that the 30 year old equipment tested out and was able to "go toe to toe" with the new stuff. Which means it was comparable. If the old equipment was beating the new in sound quality, then yeah, I'd be bitching, but if it's about the same, I'll take the new…

The conclusions here seem misguided. The tone of the article implies that sound quality is suffering due to tech advancement...but it sounds more like sound quality has remained about the same, but we are now getting a lot more bang for the buck. This is particularly true when you consider that $300 in 1981 (30 years…